Konosuba X Male Phantom Thief Reader

OVA Heaven

After a short period of time, our party was awarded for its defeat of the Destroyer, we were given a large amount of Eris, so much that the desk lady struggled to put it in our hands.

After that everyone stayed mostly at the mansion, the only reason we left was either training (Darkness), an Explosion spell (Megumin and Kazuma), and drinking at the guild (Aqua and I).

Today though, Kazuma was dragging everyone to Wiz's store, because Kazuma was interested in the plot.

"Wiz has new stock, so maybe we could find a useful magic item."

Or at least, that's the excuse Kazuma was using.

So imagine my surprise when we walked in, and we found YunYun next to a weird crystal.

Surely nothing could go wrong in any way, shape, or form from this visit.

"There you are my greatest rival, Megumin!"

While Megumin stood there ignoring her, Kazuma walked up to her, "Fancy meeting you here Yunyun, what are you here for?"

At this point in time, Wiz walked in from the back, "YunYun has been waiting here for your party, Kazuma!"

"What, No I wasn't I was here to buy... This crystal!" Yunyun unsuccessfully tried to throw Everyone off her trail.

The only one who fell for it, was Wiz, "Oh, that crystal when used, helps the user make friends."

Yunyun's eyes filled with stars, "This will help me make friends? Megumin, we can be even better friends!"

Megumin didn't seem to care in the slightest. Until YunYun challenged her to use the crystal, at which point, Wiz revealed something vital, "It works by showing everyone their most embarrassing memories!"

So, in the brief history of the resident Crimson Demons, I saw

-Megumin stealing food

-Yunyun celebrating her birthday... Alone.

-Megumin stealing crops

-Yunyun playing Chess... Against herself.

-Megumin cooking... A crustacean? Maybe a Lobster?

-Yunyun failing to play with a dog... And a flower?

-Megumin eating bugs with her sister.

And last but not least!

-Yunyun summoning a demon to be her friend.

I couldn't help but blurt out, "Jeez... This is sad."

Kazuma agreed, "I know, how is Megumin alive after eating all that?"

Aqua joined in, "Maybe she knows a good healer?"

Megumin suddenly picked up the crystal and threw it to the ground, with a few tears in her eyes, before she and YunYun started arguing over who won the challenge. Wiz was crying over the crystal.

I stopped paying attention as all the chaos unfolded, until at some point Kazuma grabbed my shoulder, with some new... Apparel.

Eyeing the choker, I couldn't help but laugh, "Kazuma, are you cosplaying Takemi, Now?"

"Have you not been paying attention for the last few minutes?" Kazuma looked grim, which kicked my good mood.

"Wait, wait, let me guess, you put on a cursed item that you thought was a lot better than it actually was?"

Kazuma sighed deeply, "You got it in one, if I don't have my wish granted for the next four days this collar will tighten and kill me."

"So? Just don't make any wishes and it will come off?"