How to be a Sap to Your Husband

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Levi is bold
Eren is normal
Hange is italic with **
Erwin is just italic
Armin is underline

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(12:05) I made a mistake.

(12:06) No, you didn't. I checked all the files you sent me, they are all good.

(12:06) Not that, you dipshit!

(12:06) Whoa, calm down!

(12:07) Sorry...

(12:07) What's up with you now? I thought you and Eren were okay.

(12:07) We are, and that's the problem.

(12:08) What? Why would that be the problem?

(12:09) Shit, that fucking brat he.... ugh...

(12:09) I'm listening.

(12:10) He... he sent me a lunchbox.

(12:10) Really? How can that be bad? Home cook meals are the best!

(12:11) That's the thing, Erwin.

(12:11) Care to elaborate?

(12:11) Eren's cooking is ... bad...

(12:12) Oh...

(12:12) Oh, I see... how bad are we talking about?

(12:13) So bad! I mean, it looked delicious- it smelled divine even. When my driver handed it to me, he even commented that it smells good and expected that it'll taste wonderful but when I

(12:14) Levi?

(12:15) Levi? Are you okay?

(12:16) Levi!?

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(12:20) Hange, I'm in a restaurant right now and I want you to go and check Levi. I tried to call him but he didn't pick up.

(12:20) *You're in luck, my eyebrow friend! I'm with grumpy-shorty right now with Petra. She's patting his back while he pukes all his guts in the toilet!*

(12:21) Shit, that bad?!

(12:21) *I don't blame Levi though, the lunchbox that Eren made looked delicious.*

(12:21) *It got octopus sausages, brown rice that was shaped like a bear, star-cut carrots and the chicken breast was cut like french fries!*

(12:21) Hange, get Levi to the hospital. He can take the rest of the day off.

(12:22) *I tried to drag him 5 minutes ago but he kicked me in the stomach. Our shorty boy doesn't even want to go to the clinic!*

(12:22) It could be food poisoning!

(12:23) Hange?

(12:24) Hange?!

(12:26) *I'm back! Levi's okay now but he refused to take a day off.*

(12:26) What is wrong with him?! I'm going back to the office now.

(12:26) *He said that he doesn't want Eren to know he got sick because of the lunchbox.*

(12:26) Oh.

(12:26) *Oh, indeed*

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(13:28) Armin! I did a thing!

(13:29) Oh! I wonder what Levi will say! I can't wait!

(13:29) What's going on? Tell me.

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