Midoriya's (Accidental) Quirky Month

Day 31+1 - Forgetful Deku

"Ready?" Hagakure threw her hands in the air.

Midoriya nodded, "Yeah!"

"He's taking this rather well," Asui thought out loud and Tokoyami added, "If you count going into a mumble storm 'taking it well'. It's probably because he can't remember anything about himself, so he has no choice but to accept it."

"True, kero." The two watched as Midoriya was dragged towards the school by Mina, followed by the Bakusquad and Bakugou grumbling. The so-called 'Dekusquad' hurried after them.

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Surprisingly, the plan was going well. Midoriya looked around his classroom. His friends were explaining the seating chart to him with so many words, Midoriya would genuinely be confused if he had lost his memory.

"And Aoyama's there, and you're there - "

"But you always get scared by Bakugou, which is that Pomerian over there."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"Anyway, Jirou and Shouji are near each other here - "

"What are you doing? Go to your seats." A new voice appeared. Everyone turned around to see Aizawa.

"But, sensei - " Momo began to explain. However, she was cut off by Midoriya, who said, "You're Eraserhead, right? The scarf gave it away!"

Aizawa stared at Midoriya for a moment. "Problem Child, you know I'm Eraserhead."

"I do?"

"Yes," Aizawa sighed. He then turned to the rest of the class. "Would anyone like to explain to me what's going on?"

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Aizawa looked at the confused Problem Child as his other students explained the situation. Problem Child had apparently lost his memory for today.

He sighed. This was going to take up a lot of his precious sleeping time, wasn't it?

"And that's the entire story, sensei," Jirou concluded and Aizawa sighed again.

"Okay then, Problem Child - I mean - Midoriya," the green-headed cinnamon roll perked up when he heard his name, "you sit in the third seat by the window."

"Thanks Eraserhead!"

"My name is Aizawa. Call me Aizawa-sensei."

"Or Dadzawa. It's what I do," Hitoshi piped up and Aizawa glared at him before turning back to Midoriya.

"Do you understand?"

"Yep!" Midoriya said and he walked over to his seat. The nineteen others watched him before exploding.

"That's where we've been trying to get him to sit for so long!"

"How come that explanation worked but not ours?"

"Well, ours weren't as lengthy."

"Eschew obfuscation indeed."

"What does that mean?"

"My glitter is as sparkly as always."

Aizawa then used his quirk. His eyes turned red and his hair floated. "Go to your seats!"

The class scrambled around the room to get in their seats. Midoriya watched the chaos before asking, "Is this normal?"

Aizawa sighed. This was as normal as it was going to get.

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After a long day of school (All Might looked so confused when Midoriya ran up to him with his notebook, asking for an autograph), Class 1a finally went back to the dorms. Midoriya was skipping as he hugged his notebook.

"I can't believe I got a signature from All Might! I knew that he had some sort of transforming quirk, since anyone would recognize All Might, but I didn't expect it to be that puny!"

Kaminari snorted and Sero tried to keep in his chuckles. Bakugou growled before hitting Midoriya on the head. "Don't call him fucking puny!"

Midoriya clutched his head and turned towards Bakugou. "But isn't it true? Right, er, Kacchan?"

Bakugou's eye twitched. "WHO FUCKING TAUGHT HIM THAT?"

Mina, Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero started laughing their heads off. Bakugou's hands lit up with explosions as he started to chase them. "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE, SOY SAUCE, RACCOON EYES, DUNCE FACE, AND SHITTY HAIR!"

Midoriya looked at the five and pointed at them while turning to the rest of the class. "That's normal?"

Class 1a (minus Midoriya, Mina, Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, and Bakugou) sweatdropped.

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Midoriya smiled as he lied in bed. That had gone surprisingly well. He then thought of what he would do tomorrow. 

The smile turned into a grin. This was going to be fun.

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Meanwhile...

"Midoriya's ideas are so interesting," Nezu sipped his tea. He remembered some parts of the day, including the incident during lunch (All Might's face, lol) and cackled. 

Midoriya's ideas were interesting.

So, so interesting.