Link: I think we are..
Revali: WHOA WHOA WHOA
Link: ...
Revali: HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE GO COWBOY RIDING ONE DAY AND GET DIVORCED THE NEXT DAY???
Link: Cowboy...?
Revali: I dream a lot
Link: ...
Revali: Look, I'm only going to ask this once. What the heck is going on there?
Link: Mipha got really sick after visiting you the other day, and now she's acting... exactly like you, no... even worse
Revali: ..
Link: ....
Revali: Well, if you ever get to talk to Mipha again, tell her that the Eggsoup was delicious. It really put me on my feet
Link: ....
Revali: ;)
(Zelda is back online)
Zelda: Hey everyone...
Link: I WILL TURN YOU INTO FRIED CHIKEN WINGS I-
Revali: Haha, angry Hylian back at it again with poultry threats
Zelda: ....
Revali: Oh, greetings Princess
Zelda: Um...
Revali: Fine weather were having, no?
Zelda: Why is...?
Revali: Hmm?
Zelda: Why is Link..
Link: I'LL KILL HIM
Zelda: That.
Revali: He got the wrong side of his morning vitamin. "Fish" flavor, I believe it's called.
Zelda: ....
Revali: You know how things tend to be when they overdo the process.
Zelda: ._.
Revali: I mean, if they did it underwater, then mad respect to them two. That's an Olympic feat.
Link: AHHHH MY HEAD IS KILLING ME
Zelda: Am I supposed to be concerned?
Revali: Nah. He'll probably just throw himself off a cliff
Link: THANK YOU I'LL DO JUST THAT
Zelda: Hey hey hey!!!! Link!! Are you crazy??? 😱😱😱
Revali: Perfectly normal
(Link has gone offline)
Zelda: LINK!!!!
Revali: Oh, looks like Mipha left the groupchat. That can easily be fixed.
(Revali has added Mipha back to Champion's Hangout)
Zelda: What's going on Revali???
Revali: Mmm?
Zelda: Why is everyone acting like yo- wait, I mean... like a couple of psychopaths???
Revali: Oh. Something about Mipha and Urbosa visiting me while I was sick.
Zelda: And what did they do during the visit?
Revali: Geez Zelda, why do you always have to go down that path?
Zelda: ...
Revali: Look, if you're that thirsty, I can recommend you some delicious Grade A organic milk
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
Ravioli-19 (Part 2)
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