Not Very Creative

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(Harry, Robin, and Manny were sitting in their small ass kitchen on their small ass table.)

Manny: Why tf is our table so small??

Robin: How the hell should I know?!

Harry: Hey guys, could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring over here.

Manny: *sighs* Whatever, Mophead,,

(Suddenly, a notepad appeared on the table and flipped open, revealing a face.)

Paige: What's your favorite-

Robin/Manny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Harry: *unenthusiastically* Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Paige: Idea?

Manny: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?!

Harry: Kill it. Kill it now.

Paige: Wait wait! Hold on a minute!-

Robin: *has boots on his hands* Stand back! These are WINTER BOOTS!!!

(Robin repeatedly tries to kill the sketchbook abomination.)

Paige: HEY!! Rude!

(Not sorry.)

Paige: *grumbles*

Robin: *gets ready for the final blow*

Paige: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!! I JUST WANT TO TEACH YOU ABOUT CREATIVITY!!!

Robin: *stops himself* Oh... Well then... This is awkward.

Paige: YA DON'T SAY???

Manny: Wait, you're here to teach...all three of us?

Paige: Why yes!

Manny: ...You do realize that I'm the only one who's actually a child, right?

Paige: Wait what? *looks back at the other two* ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?

Manny: Nope.

Paige: These two are like 20 years!! What the-

Robin: HEY!! I'm only 19!! Get it right!

Paige: *pops lips* Like I said, they're like 20 years old.

Robin: WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY!?!

Paige: Ugh, let's just get this over with...

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Paige: Now when you look at this orange, tell me please, what do you see?

Robin: *autotuned* iT's JuSt A bOrInG oLd OrAnGe!!

Paige: WELL LOOK HARDER!! *throws orange at Robin*

Robin: AAAACK-!! MY EYE!!!

Paige: I see a silly face, walking around and smiling at me!!

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