A limo then pulled up with two chicks mentioning for Angel Dust to get in.
Angel:well I gotta go, I'll catch you bitches later
Cherry:later
Shadow:cyanora cunts
Cherry went off on her own and u was on my way back. Then Alestor appears in front of me.
Alestor:Shadow my good man! How are you?
Shadow:good...did you enjoy the last extermination?
Alestor:thrilling! A good performance as ever!...let's cut to the chase I would like you to accompany me to this...happy hotel have you heard of it?
Shadow:cant say that I have
Alestor:well my friend your in luck! I'm on my way there to meet the owners and possibly a new deal
Shadow:let me guess you want a new form of entertainment?
Alestor:precisely! Come along now were off!
TIMESKIP brought to you by chibi Alestor.
SHADOW POV
We arrived at the place and Alestor knocked the door. A girl answerd and before he could say anything she shut the door.
Alestor:he-
She opened and closed it again.
Alestor:llo-
Shadow:well that went no where. Just let me break it open
She opend it again.
Alestor:may I speak now?
I then noticed it was the princess of Hell, Lucifers daughter Charlot or Charlie.
Charlie:you may-
Alestor grabbed her hand and let himself in.
Alestor:Alestor pleasure to meet you darling quite a pleasure! And this is my company Shadow! Pardon our sudden visit but I saw your fiasco on the picture show and just couldn't resist what a performance! I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! Ha ha...so many orphans
I walked through. I then saw Angel.
Angel:hi Shadow!
Shadow:yo
Charlie:why are you two here?
Alestor turned to face her.
Alestor:I'm here because I want to help with this ridiculous thing your trying to do! He is here because I was board!
Charlie:why?
Alestor:I've lacked inspiration for decades the only thing keeping me going was Shadows yearly war on the Angles! I've come seeking a new form of entertainment!
Charlie:would getting into a fist fight count as entertainment?
She was nervous rightfully so.
Alestor:its the purest kind my dear. Reality true passion! After all the world is the stage and the stage is a world of entertainment
Charlie:so...do you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon
Is she actually serious? Me and Alestor both laughed.
Shadow:no fucking way! I mean look at me you think I'm capable of redemption!?...girly I killed people before I came here. I mean my first kill was a guy who stole my icecream when I was five
They were silent for a moment.
Shadow:I was raised by mobsters fuck off
I flipped them the bird. Alestor took Charlie and kept discussing his plan. After awhile of me not listening Alestor summond a little demon.
Alastor:this little darling here is Niffty!
He dropped her.
Niffty:hi I'm Niffty. It's nice to meet you...its been awhile since I've made new friends, why are you all women?
She lifted up Charlie.
Niffty:are their any men here! I'm sorry that was rude...
She saw me.
Niffty:a man!
Shadow:stay away from me you little cyclops
Niffty jamp on me and I tried to get her off.
Shadow:get off me you little bitch!
I stood up.
Shadow:fucking off! Now!
Niffty:no!
Alestor then summoned Husk an alcoholic...and a cat man. Niffty got on my head and started scratching me.
Shadow:what the fuck lady!
I threw her off. Alastor then sang a song about a Hazbin Hotel.
(Since Penchess was killed Alastor finishes the song and the screen cuts to back)
Alestor:Stay tuned...
Years later
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