𝐊𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐀.

F. Oda, Ango, Dazai.

( a short fluff of all three of them including you! since i i i i i miss od,,a,,)

"Sakaguchi."

"Oda."

"Dazai."

  Grumbling to yourself seeing the three boys in such a drunk state, why were they drinking so much for a careless Friday night?

You had just arrived at the Lupin seeing Dazai's somewhat readable text telling you to come here. The bar you met all three of them.

"[L/N] coommme to lalala land!"

Wondering how the hell you even managed to guess the right place was beyond the stars, "you're all so careless..." sitting yourself down on an empty seat next to Dazai you couldn't help but giggle at their sleeping expressions.

"What would you like?"

Tapping on the wooden counter you just chuckled not wanting to get too drunk like them, "nothing thanks." As the bartender nodded turning around to clean some of the cups, you briskly stood up and smacked Dazai behind in the head then doing the same to the other two.

"You're all so...reckless! Especially for being in Port mafia!" Turning to Sakaguchi you huffed in surprise, "how'd you even manage to get drunk!"

Sakaguchi sat up with a straight composure though he gave you a groggy look, how unusual of him. "You're always so uptight [L/N]!! Be a little more care free like Oda~" glaring at Dazai with a menacing smile you rolled up your sleeves.

Before you could punch Dazai straight in the head Oda gently grabbed onto your hand, "leave them be."

Giving off an amusing smile you shook Oda's hand off of you, "can't believe Dazai texted me when you guys were already drunk..." Oda sighed and stood up with his serene glance on you, "blame Dazai he's too reckless."

"Hey!! Don't you think you're being too harsh!" Whacking Dazai on the head again you couldn't help but laugh at Sakaguchi nearly passing out.

Walking over to Oda, you stood in front of him with your purse. "Did you guys pay for the drinks yet?" Oda stayed quiet before rubbing the back of his neck suspiciously at you, "how come?"

Irritated as you already were you angrily stomped on Oda's shoe, "let me be nice for once!" Hearing Dazai's gasp of happiness, "yahoo she's paying!~" Sakaguchi held up his hand stopping Dazai.

"Don't get too happy she might rob us" Oda overhearing what Sakaguchi said let out a laugh and patted your head, "one of the highest in Port Mafia paying for all four of us? How strange."

"Correction, three! I'm not drinking anything plus I'm not an executive" Oda shrugged and flicked you on the forehead, "Oda you're strange too! A man who's in Port Mafia and takes care of an orphanage" Dazai noted.

"Not to mention, you haven't killed a single person" Sakaguchi added on to Dazai's words.

Oda frowned and mumbled something to himself before plopping himself back down onto his stool, "say...Ango you have a camera right?" Switching your glance towards Dazai you tried to scan his face for any 'pranks' yet so far there was none.

"Mmh yeah? I barely use it though" Dazai stood up excitedly and brung his arm to your neck wrapping it around your neck and Oda's he pushed all three of you towards Sakaguchi, "let's take a picture to remember this moment!"

"Maybe you're all strange" you mumbled out before getting pulled under all three of them, "e-ew! You all stink of sweat let me go!" You couldn't help laugh at the fun you were having, these people really brung happiness to your face.

Soon enough, as minutes passed by the camera was set up on a small table behind the stools, as Ango put it up on a stack of books.

"Make sure to say smile [F/N]! You too Oda! And Ango!" All three of us turned our gaze to Dazai.

"Who are you telling us to say smile you damn idiot!"

( sigh, im never going to get over that scene of just all three of them. )

— ゆうにえ
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F. = Fluff (Cute/ Heartwarming.)

NSFW. = Not Safe For Work (Sexual/ Smut.)

D. = Dejected (Depressing/ Angsty.)

I. = Irrelevant to the story ( i.e. Update/ Non-BSD characters x Reader.)