Rewind (BNHA x male reader)

Chapter 3: Aren't I Retired?

I pointed the other at Aizawa and shot both bullets. His injuries healed and I took a second to come back to life.

"Did he just shoot himself?" Hand job asked, looking freaked out as I got up from the floor.

"Yes sir, hurt like a bitch though" I responded.

I shot two bullets at Big Bird, getting him off of Shota. My old student got up and jumped to my side.

"Thanks for getting here in time, though you did shoot me with no hesitation" Aizawa grumbled the last part.

"What you want me to do? You looked like a pretzel when I got here" I retorted, reloading my pistols again.

"Why don't you use that power?" Aizawa asks.

"Seriously? I'll use it when I feel like using it, I got rusty"

"You never practiced it after retirement?"

"Retirement means to stop right? Sorry I didn't have to go ape shit at the damn detective agency"

"I don't know who that kid is, but he ruined everything. Come on Kurogiri, we should take our leave" Hand job whined, moving towards the portal.

"Well that's that then" I shrugged.

"But first, let's ruin the symbols pride" he continued, going after Kermit the frog.

"Dammit" I yelled, running over to intercept the hit. I got in front of Kermit and I felt my body decay, just a pile of dust on the floor. The only thing left there was my heart.

"Mr. Y/N!"

"That works too I suppose"

My body regenerates in front of the villian that just decayed me. I look at him with an offended look.

"Look, if you're going to kill me ya might as well do it right" I sighed, dusting off my jacket.

"What the hell?! This guy is cheating!"

"Cheating? What the hell is this to you? Wii sports?"

"Nomu!"

Big Bird grabbed me by the throat and I was hoisted in the air, which was a huge "oh shit" moment for me.

"Y/N!"Aizawa yelled, trying to take down the villians who got up faster so he could come to my aid.

"Crush the brats throat" hand job seethed.

Well, if I die now then the three students behind me might die as well. It takes a few seconds for me to come back to life, so that's probably not worth the risk, even if I can just bring them back. Childhood trauma is a thing I suppose.

Big Bird brought my closer to its face so it can look at me as if crushes my throat, perfect. A blade of a katana comes out of my shoulder and digs into the birds head. It let's out a screech and it drops me to the floor.

"What the hell was that?!"

"Our teacher has another quirk?" Broccoli gasps. I chuckled, the blade reentering my body. I still got it, even after retirement.

Name: Y/N L/N

Quirk 1: Rewind- He never dies, he comes back to life as soon as his heart stops beating. He has special duel flintlock pistols, one is able to absorb his life, the other can put that life into another. This is useful for healing or making someone come back to life, but the time of death of the victim is extremely important.

Quirk 2: Weapon Meister- any weapon Y/N has learned how to use perfectly, he is able to make it appear on his body, it cannot detach from him though. The weapon can appear in any place he wants on his body. He's also able to teleport to a nearby weapon as long as it's close enough as well as activate any gun close by.

I got up and rose my knee a little, keeping my hands in my jacket pocket. A gun comes out of my knee and it fires multiple shots at the bird creature.

"I'm about to Boba Fett this bitch" I mused, a rocket launcher coming out of my back and shooting at the monster.

"Wooo yes! Y/N can never die!" I cheered, giving the confused frog girl a high five.

Just then, the doors of USJ got slammed open, which was completely unnecessary since I unlocked the door. Heroes of today just want to make grand entrances.

"Have no fear, for I am here" All Might said, no longer smiling.

"Well it's about time you asshole! I'm supposed to he retired, I just shot a rocket out of my back!" I scolded. All Might sweatdropped and twiddled with his fingers.

"Sorry sir won't happen again!" He panicked, going in front of us. I shook my head and lead the students who were still swimming, out of the pool and to the entrance.

Such troublesome students. We got out of the building where all the students had evacuated, unless I miscounted.

"Alright do I need to shoot anyone?" I asked, waving me flintlock pistols around. The students turned pale and were ducking whenever I lazily pointed the pistol. I was asking if they needed healing but I probably didn't word that right.

"For medical purposes mind you" I added.