bakugoxreader I'm worthless

Hey there 😃 (extra #2)

   [unknown]

It's me dumb ass

  Is....is this Kageyama? DID MY
MANIFESTATION  FINALLY WORK

  NO DUMB ASS ITS ME
YOUR ONE AND ONLY
THE GUY YOU SAID YOU
COULDNT WAIT A WHOLE NOTHER
LIFE FOR

  Jake?
God WE WHERE
13 MOVE ON GOD IT WAS A
ONE TIME THING IVE HAD TO BLOCK LIKE
9 DIFFERENT NUMBERS OF YOU THIS MONTH

   WHO THE DUCK IT JAKE
I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
DAMB ICY HOT AND NIW THERES A JAKE?

  Katsuki?

  YES BITCH ITS ME

Oh hey there

  NO NO NO DONT HEY THERE ME
YOURE TELLING OTHERS GUYS
THAT YOU CANT WAIT A WHOLE
NOTHER LIFE FOR THEM I THOUGHT
THAT WAS OUR THING

  No you stole that in another life thing
From Katy perry and In another life is BAKUAKAS
THING GOD

  WHAT EVER I COULD CARE LESS
NOW WHO THE FUCK IS JAKE

  A guy I fucked when I was 13

YOU FUCKED AN AMERICAN FUCK BOY?

  I WAS 13

YOU DISGUST ME

  *sigh* why couldn't you be kageyama

You seriously just sighed over text

  Yes

Also FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU NOT APPRECIATE
ME INWAS GOING TO ASK YOU ON A DATE

    wait no I take it back I would love to go on a date with you

Time skip 2 daYs later

Bakugo: so....how's being a mother

Yn: horrible

Bakugo: kids are disgusting

Yn: I mean I love my children they're beautiful sweet hearts but you think I can clean dirty diapers NO do you think I can cook clean NO they expect me to solve ALL they're problems and they see me as number 1 but they don't realize mommy is a worthless piece of shit

Bakugo: would you have any more?

Yn: no child birth is HORRIBLE it SUCKS it's worse than mineta

Bakugo: he got a girlfriend by the way

Yn: I feel bad for the girl

Bakugo: me too

Yn: so how have you been

Bakugo: currently #3 hero

Yn: but hey last year you where #1

Bakugo: Tch but this year that dam deku is number 1

Yn: so stubborn

Bakugo: shut up

Yn: hah

Bakugo: so do you wanna....make it official?

Yn: what

Bakugo: you know

Yn: know what?

Bakugo: STOP ACTING STUPID YN YOU KNOW

Yn: *sigh* Bakugo I'm the main character of a shitty Wattpad fan fiction written by a touch starved but also hated when people touch her depressed hopeless romantic lonely simps for literal PIXELS author I'm as dense as a rock now explain to me what you want to maKe official before I loose the last 2 brain cells I have left

Bakugo:"...."

Yn: "..."

Bakugo: be my girlfriend officially

Yn: it took ten year Huh

Bakugo: ITS NOT  MY FAULT YOUR PARENTS ARE ASS HOLES

Yn: we should've ran awaY you know

Bakugo: that wouldn't have been dramatic like waiting ten years to be together I mean the author actually considered that being the plot but she realized like what the fuck would happen after we ran away also it wouldn't make sense for my character since I've trained ever since I was little being a hero was my dream I wouldn't drop it for a girl

Yn: hmm

Bakugo: are you mad

Yn: no no not at all katsuki it's fine

Bakugo: so what's your answer?

Yn: I would love to make it official

Bakugo: make what official?

Yn: I would love to be your girlfriend katsuki

Wow that only took like a few fluff chapters a dramatic split up 2 years a wedding 7 years some kids a gala too many in another life references a documentary and a few mental breakdowns you finally FINALLY got the mans.like I said Christmas New Years specials, I might do another of this extra chapters and I also maybe do lime since I feel bad for teasing the lemon one.

Also psa okay
I DONT WANT TO ENCOURAGE EATING DISORDERS I WROTE THIS BOOK TO COPE WITH MY EATING DISORDER. IF YOU DIDNT NOTICE WHEN I VIVIDLY DESCRIBED WHAT WAS HAPPENING YN WAS ALWAYS SUFFERING CAUSE AN EATING DISORDER IS LIKE A DRUG. I DONT WANT ANY IF YOU TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A HORRIBLE THING.

okay.... love you all