bakugoxreader I'm worthless

Epilouge 🙄✌️

So...

It's been 10 years since you and Boom boom boy first met

You are now old 🤮

25 years old

Adulting 😛✌️

What are you doing with your life?

Well....

You and sho had been married for 7 years.  3 months after y'all got married you had a muffin in the oven

By the way, your first time went a little like this

Yn: so like what exactly do we do

Shoto: I don't know..

Yn: *gasp* are you a virgin

Shoto: yes aren't you?

Yn: I lost it in a summer camp when I was 13

Shoto: wow she really said different breed

Yn: yes sirrr

Shoto: so like...what do you do?

Yn: lol clueless mother Fuka. I thought you'll be the type to be like "he might not look like he gets bitches but honey that d*ck was eleven inches"

Shoto: stop shamming me and tell me what to do

Yn: I WAS 13 DO YOU THINK I ACTUALLY DID IT WELL

Shoto: I DONT KNOW

Yn: UGH JUST COME HERE

Y'all kissed and then quickly pulled away

Yn: DISCUSTANG

Shoto: IM NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN

Yn: hey sho

Shoto: what?

Yn: can't you just like...you know do your thing in a jar and then I put it in with a plunger

Shoto: some Jane the virgin type beat

Yn: yes sirrr

Shoto: okay ima go do that now

Yn: have fun!

It didn't work...

So you did it the regular way.. And now you have 3 beautiful children

The first time you were wearing a maid costume

The second time he was wearing a maid costume

Then the last time both of y'all were wearing maid costumes

Your relationship with icy hot wasn't romantic. like at all