At 11:00 pm Eastern Pacific Time yesterday I nonchalantly opened my phone to open a Snapchat message to see CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE ASSASSIN HIT 1000 READS 😭🎉🎉
Ik to some this maybe no deal but omfg this is A LOT.
I'm literally a 14 year old mixed kid with no ambition. I used to write for my friends and now I have other people reading my stories.
I'm like:
"Omfg :0 There are other people reading my crap ?!?"
I'm flipping shit rn !! I started writing this story on October 29 and look where tf this has led ! JESUS CHRIST
And I also go on the computer version of Wattpad and have seen this new option of my story's demographic.
HO
LY
SH
IT
There are literally readers from different regions of the PLANET EARTH, reading this story. I cri. I cri thinking about it 😭❤️
So to my:
55.556% Americans
Thank you. I love you ❤️
11.111% English (UK)
Thank you. I love you ❤️
11.111% Irish
Thank you. I love you ❤️
11.111% Lebanese
شكرا. أحبك ❤️
9.091% Filipinos
Salamat sa inyo. Mahal kita ❤️
7.692% Jamaicans
Thank you. I love you man 😂❤️
6.667% Canadians
Thank you. I love you❤️/
Merci. Je t'aime ❤️
6.667% Indonesians
Terima kasih. Aku mencintaimu ❤️
6.667% Romanians
Mulțumesc. Te iubesc ❤️
6.25% Australians
Thank you. I love you Mate 🐨❤️
(I'm sorry these jokes aren't funny 😂😂)
5.558% Sri Lankans
ස්තුතියි. මම ඔයාට ආදරෙයි ❤️
5% South Africans
Dankie. Ek is lief vir jou ❤️
TO MY OVERALL
44% Males
Thanks guys. I love you guys ❤️
(Ps I didn't even know guys used Wattpad like fr. Like when I became friends with one of my readers and he was a guy I flipped my shitägi. I thought it was just a bunch of fangirls behind their phones/tablets/computers/whatever TF)
33% Females
Thanks b¡tches. Love y'all 😜❤️
22% Privates
Thank you. Love all of you ❤️
13-18 Year Olds 44%
Thank you. Love you youngsters ❤️
18-25 Year Olds 33%
Thank you. Love you guys and hope your days are easy ❤️
Over 45 Years Old 11%
Thank you. You guys are around the same age as my mom 😂❤️
Private 11%
Thank you. Love you no matter what age you are ❤️
THANK YOU ALL FOR STICKING TO COATA 😭❤️ Ik I'm using a lot of hearts and it's really sappy af but I really do love and appreciate you all.
Be prepared to see more of this story coming your way loves 😘❤️
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Confessions Of A Teenage Assassin (DISCONTINUED)
ActionEsmeralda Cartson, or preferably "Esme". Seems to be a reject to the public, but a superstar to the privates. A secret assassin is a big job for a teenager, especially since she now has a new partner who she can't seem to tolerate. But when this top...
