*texting*
Richie
Hey Eds ;)
Eddie
I told you not to call me that!
U know u love it 😘
Fuck you Rich
Gladly
🙄
Wht u doing anyway
Not much... just fucking ur mom
UGH
Can you go one fucking day without making a ur mom joke
Seriously what u doing
Smoking lmao
Wanna come join
Wht!? Do u know how bad that is for ur lungs!?u could get lung disease or cancer!
I mean if it bothers u that much i'll stop 🤷🏻♂️
Wait rly?
Course
You'd do that for me?
Eds i'd literally jump off a cliff for u
Aww thx bubs 🥰
Do u wanna come round? We can go to the quarry or something
Tf? it's literally 11pm lmao
So
So my mom will have a literal heart attack if i leave
Sneak out then dumbass
As if
Cmon u know u wanna see meeeee
Ughh ur such an asshole
Fine i'll c u in 20 minutes
YES
Told ya I was irresistible
Don't push it.
Cya soon love ya 😘
🙄
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and today i present to you... actual shit! love that!
I'm so sorry i have literally no idea why this is so terrible but i just really needed to write something so i could say THANK YOU FOR 350 VIEWS!!!
i swear i had like 150 views 2 days ago- this is so cool lmao i kinda freaked out-
request from GreasyBaee sorry for the shittyness i need ideas (also i couldn't find a way to include dying chickens or whatever the fuck u were talking about) 🤧
YOU ARE READING
reddie oneshots || fluff
Fanfiction[NO LONGER UPDATING] "It is in that moment, holding hands with Richie and staring at the dreamy sky that i realise. Shit. I've caught feelings for my best friend." reddie oneshots for when you're feeling sad i write these at midnight when i'm litera...
