- "I broke your nose at a mosh pit." AU
- "I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in hospital." AU
- "You were chased by cops, got in my car and just yelled "drive!" AU
- "You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend." AU
- "You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last few minutes awkwardly humping you whilst doing the Heimlich manoeuvre." AU
- "I get really sick on roller coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh... sorry..." AU
- "You're the bastard who keeps parking in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me." AU
- "You broke into my apartment drunk thinking out was your friend's house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we're good." AU
- "My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I'm unsure of how to react." AU
- "You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks." AU
- "This is a five hour long plane ride, we're sitting together and you're deathly afraid of flying."
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