Peter Parker one-shots.

Some Short One-Shots

1: Cookie

Peter: I made a cookie!

Tony: Did you safe some for me?

Peter: I made A cookie.

Tony: You made one?

Peter: Actually two, but yeah.

Tony: You made TWO cookies? Why two?

Peter: I wanted a cookie and I can't go outside to buy one, so I made one.

Tony: You heated up the oven to bake 2 cookies?!

Peter: Yeah... Is that a problem.

Tony: You live with 10 other people ad you bake only two cookies?

Peter: I still don't see the problem.

Tony: Kids these days...

Peter: What's that supposed to mean?

Peter: Tony?

Peter: TONY??

Peter: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Peter: I'm coming for you!

Tony: Shit...

2: Spiders

"AHHHHHHH!!"

Everyone in the living room turned to see Peter running towards them screaming. 

"What's wrong?" Wanda asks.

"It's big, hairy and scary!" Peter responds.

"Who? Bucky?" Clint says.

"Hey!" Bucky says.

"NO! A SPIDER!!" Peter continues. 

"Wait wait wait. SPIDER-Man is afraid of spiders." Tony almost couldn't finish that sentence because he was laughing hard. The whole team was laughing by now.

"Just wait till you see it!" Peter says. 

"Okay okay, where is that spider?" Tony asks after he's calmed down from the laughing.

"I will lead you the way." Peter lead Tony the way to the spider.

Some moments later

The team was waiting for the return of Peter and Tony when they heard it. 

"AAAHHHHHH" Tony came running back into the living room, screaming. "THAT THING IS BIGGG" 

Let's say. Steve, our animal lover, grabbed the spider, teased some with it, before releasing it outside. 

3: Two words in one

"Peter, we are in a hurry, do I need to take this turn or not?" MJ asks while driving the car. They were very close to a turn, and MJ didn't know if she needed to take it or not. 

"Uhhh..." Peter was doubting it, his phone wasn't really helping either, it took so long to load. When it finally loaded Peter shouted: "NORN!"

MJ passed the turn and looked at Peter.

"What?!" She said.

"Sorry okay, I meant to say now turn. But I messed up."

"Why are you two late?" May asks after Peter and MJ arrived.

"Well..." Peter started.

"Peter can't talk!" MJ says.

"What?! I can!"

"You said NORN instead of now turn. That's why we missed the turn, and that's why we are late." She explained.

Later that night they all could laugh about it.

4: Coffee

"Here mister Stark, a nice hot cup of coffee." Peter said, giving Tony the cup.

"Kid, it's cold." Tony said.

"A nice cup of coffee."

Tony took a sip and pulled a face in discused.

"This tastes discussing"

"A cup of coffee."

"I doubt if this is even coffee."

"A cup..."

Short I know, hope you liked it.