Mario characters x AUs

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Mario AU: I am you but evil.

Mario: I think he came from matpat.

Peach AU: I am exactly the same except I am a futa.

Luigi: what's that.

AJ: a futa is a girl with a penis also known as shemale and dickgirl.

Mario: the internet got creative with that last name didn't it.

Rosalina AU: I am also the same but my backstory is the one game theory made.

Daisy AU: I am a plumber with my sisters Peach and we save prince Mario and Luigi.

Mario: so just role reversals.

Daisy: isn't it great.

Luigi: I have no idea how to feel with you saving me.

Bowser AU: I'm human.

Bowser:..........

Another Bowser AU: I am the queen of the koopas got big muscles and date Luigi.

Daisy: oh hell nah.

She got into a fight with this female Bowser.

Bowser: they didn't even change the name to sound more feminine.

Luigi AU: I am suicidal. I have depression, I am overly gay, I get treated like shit by Mario, everyone hates me, Daisy broke up with me to date Yoshi.

Luigi: I thought you where overly gay

Luigi AU: I am also a rapist, no one cares if I die,I----

He was shot and died.

Luigi: good. I am tired if hearing you and your over convoluted backstory and personality. God damn are all my AU's this depressing.

AJ: no but they do tend to make you weak like you can't defend yourself.

Luigi: that's stupid.

Mario: I agree why would I have a sidekick that can't defend themselves there's a reason Luigi is able to save me and keep up with me on my adventures.

Another Luigi AU: I am a Belmont.

AJ: you have to admit that one is pretty cool.

Luigi: yep.

Mario and Luigi reaction to ships Aw Shit here we go again addition.Where stories live. Discover now