Basically, Harry becomes popular
Really, he just comes into school and is some kind of...wizard world qarterback, but aawesomer because he is a wizard with a destiny...I mean he's captain of the quidditch team, better looking, on Gryffindor, getting good grades. Plus no Dolores Umrbidge! I think that deserves a slow and dramatic round of applause. Come one, you wanted her to die more than Voldemort for a while.
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The real juicy bit was what went down at Snape's house (no, Snape is still single)
NARCISSA (Draco's mom): Hey Bella (trix not Bella Swan ladies and gentlemen), I am so stressed
BELLA: Mmm, that explains the breakouts, what's up cissy, need some new cleanser or something? (Narcissa's nickname if you didn't catch on. The third sister is Tonks :O
CISSA: No, It's just that I'm worried cuz Draco's been summoned to murder Dumbledore
BELLA: K, no worries, I gotta go to the dentist, but we can go talk to snape after. He can make an unbreakable vow with you so that he'll take care of Draco and if Draco can't do it, he will (murder Dumbledore)
CISSA: Thanks hun you're a lifesaver. I could so go for a latte right now. The Death Eater meetings go on forever!
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Okay well, the absolute best scene is Chapter 2 when Dumbledore comes to get Harry at the Dursley's and basically slaps them in the face saying that they abused Harry but at least they didn't make him into a fatso like Dudley. OMG I was dying of laughter when I read that.
DUMBLEDORE: Hey Harry, let's go get our new teacher for school
HARRY: Sure
(At Horace slughorns house)
HARRY: I can't see him
DUMBLEDORE: Oh yea! He's the couch
HARRY: (smacks head) obviously. How could I not know that!
Horace slughord turns back into person
HARRY: Sick
HORACE SLUGHORN: OMG it's Harry Potter! I fangirl Harry Potter
DUMBLEDORE: Wanna work at Hogwarts this year? We're short staff
HORACE: I don't know man, you know how the Dark Lord is, killing people that talk to you
DUMBLEDORE: Harry can be in your class
HORACE: Weeelllll
DUMBLEDORE: Pay you an extra thirty galleons a month
HORACE: fifty
DUMBLEDORE: twenty
HORACE: When do I start?
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