Marti: Oh boy, if anything is going to go wrong, it's this
M.C: Come on, Ree! Break out of this with a spell of yours!
???: Oh no... she's going to hurt me when she's out!
Marti: Stop complaining, you know we don't hurt each other purposely
???: B-but
M.C: Marti, don't you remember she got her eye ripped---
???: Please... stop...
Marti: *Slaps hand over her mouth* Just watch.
~~~oOo~~~
???: *Nudge* *Nudge* *Slap!*
Ree: What!?!? *Snaps awake* You know what happens when--- Wait, where am I?
*Currently in a room with paintings that decorate ceiling, walls, dresser, everything.*
Ree: Who...?
???: *Squeals*
Ree: What the...? CASS!?!?!
Cass: *Another squeal*
Ree: Why are you in... otter form...?
Cass: *Is in otter form* *Squeaking*
Ree: Untransform, ding-dong!
Cass: *Shakes his head*
Ree: What do you mean, no!?!?! *Raises hand to cast a spell*
Cass: *Stares at her hand*
Ree: Why... aren't my powers working? CASS!!!!!! EXPLAIN NOW!!!!!!
Cass: *Making motions with hands and squealing*
Ree: Can't understand you. I'm not Tess
Cass: *Stops and lowers head*
Ree: Fine. Sorry to remind you about her. What's going on?
Cass: *Points to the ceiling*
Ree: Yeah, there's drawings, you do them?
Cass: *Shakes head* *Points to her*
Ree: What?
Cass: *Runs over and touches something*
Ree: Wow, that's long... *Freezes up and touches hair* WHY IS MY HAIR THIS LONG!?!?!? WHERE'S THE SCISSORS!?!!
Cass: *Shrugs*
Ree: And why can't YOU turn into a human!?!?!
Cass: *Shrugs again*
Ree: What even happened last night? Where am I?
Cass: *Points to her hair again*
Ree: Don't remind me, Cassieum!
Cass: *Growls*
Ree: Well, now since you can't turn into a human, you can't bite--- OW!!!!! *Grabs him and begins to strangle him*
Cass: *Slips out*
Ree: Wait, does my other power work...? *Trying to cast the hawk spell on her again* Still nothing? Why are you...
Cass: *Points to her hair again*
Ree: Wait... From what I overheard Nyx sometimes in her room... Using a Sense Gear to read aloud a story...
Cass: *Nods*
Ree: Oh *bleep*, I'm NOT being Rapunzel!
Cass: *Points to himself*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs
De TodoThis is a spoof book whose cast will be from three series: Wild by Sky, Half-Breeds by Tigris, and Chaotic and Free by AngelTheWildWolf! We advise reading at least a few chapters from each book so this makes more sense. Cover: Skypool505
