Cameraman: I think I should take a break from stalking them. Why don't I do something productive and take a picture of something? *Looks around* Nothing.. *Looks up at the sky* Hey look! An eagle! *Holds up camera* And..
Sarah: *Attacks* Z-HUMAN DEVICE OF DEATH!!!! STAY AWAY!!!!!!! Z-HUMAN DEVICE!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nolan: *Is nearby with Fawn and Frostbite* *Face turns complete white* That........ that.... can't..... be... *starts going faint*
Frostbite: It's just an eagle's screech
Fawn: I think it's in trouble, should we go look?
Nolan: NO! *Springs up, grabbing Fawn's wrist* Don't, just d-don't..
Frostbite: At first I thought it wouldn't be worth it. Now that I know someone doesn't want to go makes me want to go.
Nolan: Don't!
Frostbite: *Drags him across the place*
Fawn: Hmm, oh, here it is!
Nolan: NO....!!! *Trying to break free, but Frostbite's grip is like iron*
Fawn: Here we are, oh my---
*Cameraman is damaged badly with an eagle sitting on top of it*
Sarah: *Eyeing them*
Frostbite: I've got this *Drags Nolan out with her to attack*
Sarah: Nolan!! *Lunges forward to him* I've missed you so much, it's unbelievably hard without you at the place with the others! Rose and Clarie have fought so many times. Harvey's tried cleaning your room but I told him to leave everything alone... Oh Nolan, don't ever leave me again!!
Nolan: Enough, enough! *Now trying to break free from Sarah and Frostbite*
Sarah: Is this girl holding you away from me!?!? *Glares at Frostbite* I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I DO TO THE PEOPLE THAT HURT HIM!!!!! *Attacks Frostbite*
Frostbite: *Attacks back*
Fawn: Uhh..
Nolan: *Breaks free of Frostbite's grip*
Fawn: What in the world, Nolan? Who is that?
Nolan: I'd rather not explain
Fawn: Please do
Nolan: You know, the only reason I came here was to get away from her
Fawn: *Looks over*
Sarah: *Has talons on Frostbite's hair and trying to yank it off*
Frostbite: *Grabbing at her legs*
Nolan: I give up, Sarah!
Sarah: *Looks up* Yes, Nolan?
Nolan: Leave her alone already
Sarah: Of course! *Releases grip*
Frostbite: I will kill you, bird
Sarah: *Changes back into a human* That's much better. *Runs over to Nolan, throwing herself in his arms* Ahh, this feels nice again. Nolan, why don't you come back?
Nolan: Because I enjoy my time over here
Fawn's thoughts: Did I just hear him add, 'away from you?'
Sarah: Then why don't I stay over here, so you could have even more fun!
Frostbite and Nolan: NO!
Fawn: How about you meet the others, I'm Fawn, and that's Frostbite, Sarah.
Sarah: Oh I know, M.C sends letters all the time about you
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Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs
RandomThis is a spoof book whose cast will be from three series: Wild by Sky, Half-Breeds by Tigris, and Chaotic and Free by AngelTheWildWolf! We advise reading at least a few chapters from each book so this makes more sense. Cover: Skypool505
