Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs

McDonald's

*some of the Half-Breed, Chaotic and Free, and Wild characters are sitting around their club house*

Scarlet: I'm bored. 

Amber: You've said that, like, 100 times.

Violet: I have to agree with Scarlet. 

Ree: I'm hungry. Is there anything decent to eat on this planet???!

Violet: Of course there is. You just have to look in the right place. 

Tigris: Well, you know this planet. Why don't you take us somewhere? 

Violet: Hmm, maybe we will....

M.C: Oh yes!!! Oh yay!!! Violet is going to take us somewhere!!!

Cameraman: *hears this* *perks up a bit and starts recording live* 

Fawn: Violet.... this better not be one of your ideas again....

*later* *one of the camera crew members is driving*

Tigris: Mc-Don-Ald's. What does that mean?

Frostbite: I'm pretty sure it's a name....

M.C: What's it called again??

Frostbite: What do you mean can't you read- oh, right, you can't...

Nolan: It's not our fault we can't read!

Violet: Are we going to go drive through or are we going to go sit down and eat?

M.C: What's a drive through??????

Amber: Going inside it is.

*they walk in side*

Ree: You mean I wouldn't actually have to interact with people if we went through the drive through?? Why did M.C have to say something...

Violet: So, this is how it works-

M.C: Can I go first???!

Nolan: M.C, we don't know what we're doing, I doubt she'll let us go first.

Violet: As I was saying, you'll go up when it's your turn and look at them menu. Then you'll tell them what you want. 

Scarlet: I'll go first and tell them what I want. 

Fawn: Let's have someone else go first typically Scarlet isn't a good role model. 

Amber: I second that. 

Ree: Well I'm hungry just have Scarlet go first!!

Tigris: *whispers to Frostbite* This is going to be entertaining...

Scarlet: Hi, I want a cheese burger plain and a lemonade to drink. 

McDonald's worker: Sorry, but our lemonade machine is down...

Scarlet: WHAT?! I WANT MY LEMONADE! 

Worker: Um.... we have ice tea....

Scarlet: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT ICE TEA WITH ME!! I DIDN'T DRIVE ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO HEAR THAT I CAN'T GET MY LEMONADE!

Worker: *looks terrified*

Violet: Oh god.

Everyone else: *trying not to laugh*

Tigris: told ya it'd be entertaining.

Violet: *shoves Scarlet aside* I'm sorry, she will have iced tea. And I- 

Violet: *notices everyone in the restaurant is staring at them* Scarlet, why...

Ree: I got this. *eyes glow read and a giant darkness arm points at the worker* YOU WILL GIVE US  LEMONADE!!!!!

Nolan: Oh no Ree no....

Worker: *faints*

*people start screaming and running*

Amber: *sarcastically* That definitely helped.

M.C: It's not Ree's fault she's not familiar with this world.

Scarlet: I still didn't get MY LEMONADE!

Fawn: Well not everything is about you and what you want!

Scarlet: *glares at her* Yes, it is.

Violet: Scarlet, stop. 

Nolan: Shouldn't we do something about the screaming people?

Tigris: Nah, let 'em scream. It shows that you have successfully managed to become a feared individual that now holds a decent amount of power.

Violet: Tigris, that wasn't the point of this!

Frostbite: I thought the point of everything is to gain power...

Ree: It is. 

Violet: Not here!!

Tigris: Then I have no reason to be here. C'mon, Frostbite.

M.C: I SMELL FRIES! *zips away, comes back with a bucket of fries*

Fawn: M.C, that's called stealing.

Nolan: That's not new, we steal all the time.

Scarlet: All I wanted was a LEMONADE! *almost gets trampled by a running and screaming person*

Fawn: *sigh* I knew this was going to end badly. 

A/N: Written by Tigris