Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs

The Introduction

M.C: *Spots guy with a camera nearby. Eyes light up* A CAMERA!!!!! SMILE FOR THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dashes over in a second*

Cameraman: Hey, watch out-

M.C: *To exctied and smashes right into him. Camera goes off in her eyes* OWWW!!!!!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!! SSSSSSSSAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameraman: *Getting up after M.C smacking him on the head* Man, for a little eight-year-old she packs a punch.....

M.C: Did I just hear punch!?!?!!? Z-HUMANS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!! *Sprints off after crashing into about twenty trees*

Cameraman: *Looks at the strange little-girl dents in the trees* Huh, I wonder if that'll make a good headline... *Snaps a pic of the dented trees*

M.C: *Runs all the way to the place the characters are staying* GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!!!!!! THERE'S A- 

*Face-first into the wall*

*Tigris and Frostbite are sitting on a couch together*

Tigris: *doesnt even look up from a book she's reading* Well, that's one less annoying human-thing to worry about 

Frostbite: *yawns* Yep.

Tigris: Welp, I'm bored so I'm going to go provoke someone into annoying me so I can kill them. 

Nightclaw: *from across the room* Cool, that sounds fun.

Kayla : WTH?????

Fawn: *eyes Tigris*

Current: *shakes his head disapprovingly* But hey, that's what evil guys do in our world when they're bored....

Puma: *dramatic gasp* We're NOT EVIL 

Scarlet: Says the one who *cough* killed Crimson *cough*

Puma: For good reason!!!!!! 

Tigris: Scarlet hon don't act like you've never killed. You killed Cora. 

Violet: How do you know about Cora??

M.C: Woah someone died already???? 

Cameraman: *is nervous* We're not gonna kill each other, right?

Shadow: *mutters* Not unless they're a Drax follower 

Lavena: Wait, who's dying already?? Why aren't I in this by now! *Storms in, flames and all*

Ree: I'm okay with killing everyone! *Floats in, darkness swarming hands*

Cameraman: *Shaking*

Ashley: No problems!!! *Rock comes crashing down the house* Fixeds!

Lavena: YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!!! YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION TONGUE TIED!!!!!

Ashley: *Seems offended* Wells, if you haven't been in the ways... *Waves hand and rocks swarm up in front of her* Nones of this would happens!

M.C: Wait, so who is dying? You guys are confusing my tiny little brain cells..

Ree: Pretty sure your brain cells are all running around in your head right now. Maybe that's why you can't think stright.

M.C: *Imagining little tiny green blobs running across her head* I wonder what their names are...

Ashbien: *Appears* Can I kill the cameraman?

Lavena: No!!! It's going to be ME who kills him!!!! *Attacks Ashbein*

Tess: *Secretly making something behind everyone's back* Heh heh, they won't know anything... *totally evil dramatic light in her eyes*