Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs

The Restaurant

*The characters from Wild and Half-Breeds are in a room together, except Puma. Fawn walks in*

Fawn: Hey guys! Thought we'd go out to dinner....

Calla: Sure I'm in! What about the Half- *seeing them wearing their animal suits*

Fawn: You guys know you can't wear that to a restaurant right?

Tigris: *getting all defensive* Why not???

Scarlet: Because we're on Earth

Talon: Yeah Tigris we probably shouldn't even be in mixed form....

Tigris: *snaps her head towards him* I AM YOUR LEADER! And I've decided we won't wear our suits

*Everyone is at dinner. Fawn, Calla, Scarlet, Violet, Amber, Kayla, Current, Tigris, Nightclaw, Frostbite, Shadow, and Talon*

*cameraman follows*

Current: Hey don't you think it will be kind of weird to have a cameraman in the restaurant?

Cameraman: Nah, they won't see me. I'll be stealthy.

*after five minutes*

Tigris: This is boring. On Rabenda they have robots who immediately take your order.

Scarlet: Well, this isn't Rabenda!

Tigris: Shut up you as-

Violet: Guys! *points to waitress walking over*

Waitress: What can I get all of you to drink?

Talon: I'll have exploding soda :D

*Violet quickly explains that there is no exploding soda on Earth*

Kayla: He means.... er, root beer?

Waitress: *mutters something and writes down root beer*

Scarlet: I'll have a glass of water, lemonade, iced tea, hot chocolate, birch beer, and coffee.

Amber: There is no way your drinking all of that

Scarlet: Of course not! I'll save it for later

Violet: Scarlet, we're not millionaires! Unless you plan to pay for all that yourself

Scarlet: *grumbles* Fine. I'll just have lemonade.

Nightclaw: No, we are millionaires! *pours a pile of gold coins on the table*

Shadow: *sighs because she's the only one getting this* If they don't have exploding soda on Earth, they probably don't use that money

Nightclaw: *getting defensive like the stereotypical Half-Breed* Well, they might!

Shadow: *points to Fawn's wallet*

Fawn: *shows him money*

Nightclaw: Oh.....

*waitress clears her throat*

Kayla: Oh, right! I'll have Coca-Cola

Calla: Same

Fawn: Dr.Pepper

Violet: Iced tea

Amber: Sprite

Current: Orange Juice!

Tigris: *quickly reading the menu* Uhhh I'll have root beer like Talon

Waitress: .....Talon?

Kayla: His name is Rex! Talon is just his nickname! Heh heh...

Nightclaw: I'll have this thing called "Bud Light"

Violet, Kayla, Fawn, Current, and Calla: O_O

Scarlet and Amber: *laughing*

Nightclaw: What?

Waitress: Ummm you know what beer is right?

Tigris: Oh shoot, Nightclaw!

Nightclaw: Oh.... sorry about that miss! I'll have, er, Pepsi!

Frostbite: *clears throat* I'll have Cherry Coke

Waitress: Okay.... and what about you?

Shadow: Water.

Scarlet: *mutters* boring.

Waitress: Can I get you something? *looking at the cameraman*

Cameraman: No. I'm not supposed to be visible.... ya know, right?

Waitress: ......

Fawn: *after the waitress leaves* We should have explained some things to the Half-Breeds.

*before the waitress comes back the characters from Wild quickly explain things about Earth*

*Waitress returns*

Waitress: *gives them their drinks* What can I get for you to eat?

Tigris: Steak.

Waitress: *finally relieved she gets a normal answer* How would you like it cooked? Rare, medium, medium-rare?

Tigris: Raw

Fawn: Rare.

Frostbite: I'll have a hamburger

Talon: I'll have exploding cereal :D

*everyone just gets up and leaves*

Scarlet: That was a fail.

Talon: What?

Cameraman: Hey wait we're not done with the episode- oh fine whatever. *runs after them*

*later* *Puma finally arrives at the restaurant, and sees they're not there*

Puma: You have to be kidding me! 

A/N: Written by Tigris