M.C: Ree... I wanna go to the beach!
Ree: Am I suddenly your mother?
M.C: Well, you did welcome me...
Ree: That was you
Nolan: *Comes in with Tess hanging on him*
Tess: I'M NOT EATING THAT!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FORCE IT DOWN MY THROAT!!!!!!!!
Nolan: Tess, I'm not going to make you eat pork---
Tess: THAT WAS A LIVING, BREATHING ANIMAL! WHAT HE EVER DO TO YOU!?!?!
Current: What's with all the complaining?
Nolan: Somebody wants to starve themselves because she won't eat meat
Frostbite: Then you'll become weak. When you get weak, you lose a fight. Lose a fight, and you can get killed. Get killed? Well, say hi to Satan for me
M.C: What's Satan?
Ree: Nobody you need to know about
Nolan: Well, you're the gate---
Ree: Enough.
Violet: Guys, I think we should listen to the little eight-year old now
M.C: Violet?
Violet: A day at the beach shouldn't be that terrible.
Lavena: There's water. I'm not Rose
Current: Who's Rose?
Lavena: My nightmare come true
Current: So, right now?
M.C: WE GET TO GO TO THE BEACH!!!!!! *Dashes off*
Nolan: Great! NOW look what you've done! Who wants to shatter the little girl's dream?
Frostbite: Gladly.
Ree: I thought you were friends, after you blew up the mall...
Frostbite: Must've slipped my mind, no big deal
Current: Yet you carry that gun around you all the time
Frostbite: *Covers the gun M.C got her*
Ashbien: Who told M.C that we're going to the beach!?!?!
Ashley: We've never been to this, 'beach'. I wonder what the mystery should be!
Frostbite: English, please
Ashbien: Translation: She wants to go as well
Ree: I'm done. Have fun otherwise.
Nolan: Uh, I think you should go, you're already pale as a ghost...
Ree: So?
M.C: *Comes running back* GUYS I GOT EVERYONE TO GO THE BEACH WITH US!!!!!!!
Ree: Great
~~~oOo~~~
*At the beach*
Cameraman: *Supposedly tried to have a day off, but the people recording him came to him instead* I wanted a day off... Oh well, *starts to record them*
M.C: Cool! This place is HUGE!! I BETTER--- OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nolan: What happened!?!?
Tess: LOOK I FOUND A CRAB!!!!!
Cass: To many life sources around here...
Frostbite: *Covers herself in her sunhat*
Tigris: If I find anything that looks out of place, I'm not so sure that this place will be standing
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Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs
RandomThis is a spoof book whose cast will be from three series: Wild by Sky, Half-Breeds by Tigris, and Chaotic and Free by AngelTheWildWolf! We advise reading at least a few chapters from each book so this makes more sense. Cover: Skypool505
