*Fawn and Current are standing in the largest room of the house again, commonly known as the party room. It's been a week since Lavena burned it*
Fawn: Okay. Let's get to work.
Current: Yep. Revenge time. Hey Scarlet?
Scarlet: *was eating chips* Yeah?
Current: We're going to get Shadow and Talon back.... care to help?
Scarlet: Revenge??!! Heck yeah I'll help.
*different scene now. Scarlet is talking to Shadow and Talon*
Shadow: Where was this bird?
Scarlet: It was trapped a few blocks away
Shadow: *suspicious* Why are you helping us?
Scarlet: I like animals! It's the humans I hate.
Talon: If you like animals so much, why didn't you save it?
Scarlet: *convincingly snorts* I tried, but it was freaking out because it smelled the tiger on me.
Shadow: Okay. Show us.
*Shadow, Talon, and Scarlet walk out of sight*
*camera goes back to Fawn and Current*
Fawn: Okay, so ours has to be even crazier then what Shadow and Talon did.
Current: I know! *getting an idea*
*later*
Shadow: There is no bird! Scarlet, what is this???
Scarlet: You'll see.
*Shadow and Talon fly back to the house, burst into the party room. It's dark*
Shadow and Talon: What the....?
*suddenly it's light, Ree was making it dark*
*Glitter explodes all over Shadow and Talon, and a horn blares. Posters say #Shalon and "Shalon is OTP*
*Shadow and Talon grow red*
Fawn: And unlike OUR ship, SHALON is real!
Cameraman: *acting as a narrator* And secretly, Talon wants to kiss Shadow right now.
Talon: *lunges at Cameraman*
*the camera goes flying, and you see the floor, but can hear screeching and cursing in the background, along with Fawn and Current's laughter*
*Ree picks up the camera, you see her face*
Ree: And now, Team Shalon and Team Farrent are even! *she lifts a hand, and the screen goes black*
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A/N: Written by Tigris
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Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs
RandomThis is a spoof book whose cast will be from three series: Wild by Sky, Half-Breeds by Tigris, and Chaotic and Free by AngelTheWildWolf! We advise reading at least a few chapters from each book so this makes more sense. Cover: Skypool505
