Wild, Chaotic and Free, and Half-Breeds Spoofs

Visiting Rabenda

*The Half-Breeds are showing Fawn, Current, Calla, Violet, Nolan, Lavena, Tess, and Ashbien their planet. Cameraman "stealthily" follows*

Frostbite: We're here. Just remember not to do anything stupid.

Tigris: That means no burning anything, Lavena.

Lavena: I won't. *under her breath* Unless I feel like it.

*The Half-Breeds of course hear her, but choose to ignore it*

Calla: *looking around* This reminds me of cities back at home!

Puma: Yeah, I guess there is not much of a difference

Talon: This is the capital, Chasm City.

Nolan: Yawn

Nightclaw: So where should we take them? The Base? The usual meeting place?

Fawn: Wow you guys really need to come up with better names

Nightclaw: We didn't give it much thought, okay?

Lavena: *snorts* Clearly.

Shadow: At least our world isn't overrun with Z-Humans!

Lavena: *hands start to catch on fire*

Tigris: *hisses* Enough! Or I'll make you both eat cat food

Tess: Ew, who are you?

Shadow: Animals

Violet: Uh, guys? I think we should stop arguing

*some people are starting to stare*

Tigris: *starts briskly walking away*

Puma: *catches up to Tigris* So what do we do about... them? Like if somebody asks.

Tigris: We'll just say they're new Half-Breeds of the East. Nobody will dare approach us, anyway.

Frostbite: Yes, but how to make it convincing?

Tigris: They'll just turn into their animals. Just... maybe not you, Violet. Since you're a white tiger and well.... best not stir up old feelings.

Violet: Uh-huh.

Ashbien: So you guys are the heroes here, huh?

Talon: Well....

Shadow: It's a bit more complicated then that.

Lavena: *smirks* Please explain

Nightclaw: Well, we do save them, but also kill one or two people sometimes and they all fear us technically and like...

Current: Enough said

*they reach the Base*

Calla: Um.... so where is it....?

Tigris: Right here! *points to the tree*

Nolan: *goes to walk away*

Nightclaw: *grabs his shoulder*

Shadow: I'll scout, just in case. *turns into her raven and flies away*

Tigris: *turns into her tiger, places her paw on the stone below the tree, it opens*

Fawn: Wow *looks at the tunnel*

Tess: So do we go in?

Frostbite: Best let us go in first, so nobody kills you when you set one foot into the place *dives in*

Tigris: *dives in after her*

Tess: She's not joking, is she?

Nightclaw: Nope.

Current: Man you people really have a problem when it comes to killing.

Lavena: I don't see the problem. *goes in next*

Tess: *mutters* *follows*

*everyone is in now*

Ashbien: *is facing the door* So...?

Tigris: *grumbles* I got it, I got it *types in a code*

Lavena: *is trying to memorize the code*

Puma: *sees her* *shoves her* 

Lavena: *shoves her back* 

Talon: *seperates them*

Nightclaw: Three wrong digits, and we'll be blown to bits

Violet: *looks pale*

Fawn: Isn't that a cheery thought

Shadow: *is smiling*

Nolan: *sees her* That's really a cheery thought to you???!

Tigris: Shush everybody. Let's go!

*doors open* *all the Half-Breeds are on the other side, staring at them*

Ashbien: Totally not creepy

Frostbite: *shrugs* They must have scented us. Apologies if they kill you.

Calla: I'm starting to regret coming

Lavena: *growls* They can try!

*Current steps protectively in front of Fawn, who sees this and shoves him away*

Tigris: Hello! These are guests, so no need to murder them.

Half-Breeds: *all go back to what they are doing*

Puma: I better go explain more, just in case. *scampers off*

Tigris: This way!

Talon: This is the weapon room

Lavena: *looks like she is in heaven*

Tess: *looks around, curiously picks up a knife*

Nolan: *is looking at a massive sword*

Ashbien: This is amazing as heck. Bet M.C wouldn't even make it two seconds in here. This is my kind of place, why don't we have more weapons in our place?

Nolan: Because we live in a technology world, genoius. No such things as swords or daggers anymore. Rarely, I correct myself. We have guns, tazers, teleporters...

Tess: Just stop

Violet: This is.... nice?

Fawn: *notices the nice bows*

Calla: Umm....

Current: Do you guys use ALL of these?

Tigris: *proudly* Yep! We can each use all of these

Shadow: *notices Fawn looking at her silver bow* Hands off!

*Shadow and Fawn glare at each other*

Tigris: Next room-

*BOOM* *the camera is dropped, smoke fills the room*

Tigris: *coughing* What happened?

Current: The Cameraman *coughs* tripped a bomb!

*everyone is coughing*

A/N: Written by Tigris