NHL Imagines

Dinner |Pittsburgh Penguins/Sidney Crosby|

PENS FAM

Tanger

Are we still going out for food? 

Little Tanger is hangry

Horny

Good question, I'm starving

(Y/N)

where are we going?

Sid and the kids are out for a walk

Phil the thrill

What about that steakhouse?

around the corner from the arena

It's pretty good

Geno

I eat anywhere

Sid

Does the steakhouse have a kids menu?

Hags

It has to

otherwise how will Horny order?

Dumo

DAAAAAMMMNNNNNNN

Horny

Drop the gloves Hags

Mrs.Horny

Babe give it up

He'd win

Murr

So the steakhouse for sure?

I'm calling to give them a heads up

(Y/N)

I already called

They are expecting up to 30 

I didn't give exact numbers

Sid

Can we get a clear number?

Tanger

3 of us

Horny

3

Phil the thrill

1

Geno

we 3

Hags

me, shultzy, and dumo

Olli

1

Shearsy

2 of us

Murr

2 for us too

Sid 

(Y/N), the kids and I make 5

Guentzelvania 

1

Geno

I invite flower? 

He in town

(Y/N)

I would love to see Roni and the girls

Tanger

INVITE

Hags

INVITE

Sid

Go for it

Flower is always welcome

Murr

I miss flower man

Invite him

Mrs.Horny

I'm with you (Y/N)

I miss Roni and the girls

Catherine

Kris and I had lunch with them a few weeks ago

Invite them

Rusty

I'm in for dinner too 

It will be 2 of us

(Y/N)

Roni said they will be there

Hags

Its a reunion

Phil the thrill

Reunited and it feels so good

(Y/N)

Everyone try to be at the restaurant in 45 minutes

Guentzelvania

Yes mother penguin

(Y/N)

Mother penguin?

Guentzelvania

Yeah

you're married to Sid

and you act like our mom sometimes

so you're unofficially the mom of the penguins

(Y/N)

Whatever you say

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For some reason, I've really been liking text versions of stories lately so I thought I would base an imagine off what the Pens groupchat may be like (I 100% believe they have one).