KOTLC Reacts To Human Drinks

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Me: *sighs* Let's get this over with.

Sophie: Uh oh...

Me: *whispers* I'm doing human drinks, including stuff like coffee

Sophie: Bad idea Ravi, bad idea.

Me: I know, I just need ideas. I've got a couple now, but I'm already here so uh... Yeah. *Conjures strawberry banana smoothie and drinks* OKAY I'M READY TO DO THIS!

Fitz: What are you on?

Me: SUGAR!

Keefe: GIMME THE SUGAR

Me: Oh boy, you'll get something even better except not better except I don't even know anymore. Let's start off with tea.

Sophie: I like tea. Though only certain types.

Me: I've never had much tea, I'm more of a juice person. Though I do like peppermint tea. Here try stuff! And here's milk and sugar to help flavour them *gives only 1 packet to Keefe because obviously*

*Takes tea*

Biana: It tastes a little funny, but it states good.

Linh: I love tea!

Tam: The sugar and milk inside doesn't make it taste good.

Me: We ALL expected for you to like black tea.

Tam: The entire fandom?

Me: Of course! We know you enough! Of course you'd not like sugar in these.

Keefe: BUT WHY? I mean the tea is alright but WHY MUST YOU HATE SUGAR?

Sophie: Oh no...

Tam: Because it's too sweet

Keefe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO SWEET? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Tam: Well it is possible!

Me: TEEFE/KAM IS AN AWESOME SHIP!

Keefe and Tam: OKAY WE'RE DONE!

Everyone else: *laughing*

Fitz, Sophie, Biana and Linh: I really need to use this! He'll finally shut up!

Me: Aren't I amazing?

Dex: This is just... The best!

Me: Why thank you.

Keefe: WHAT CAN I SAY BUT Y-

Us Teefe supporters: TEEFE! TEEFE!

Tam: You just had to drag me.

Me: Okay we're seriously off topic... I wonder why? Okay the rest of you state opinions.

Fitz: It tastes good

Dex: It does.

Sophie: I've already tried this flavour.

Me: Well I don't know so I'm giving random not knowing what flavour to tell the audience!

Sophie: The amount of times the fourth wall had been broken

Me: Was there ever a fourth wall here?

Sophie: True.

Me: As we were speaking of audience, WE HAVE 7K READS BETWEEN ALL 51 CHAPTERS! More precisely, 7824 because I counted.

Dex: So... On average there would be 153 reads? (At the time because I've written this way before. It's close to 10K now)

Me: How did y-

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