*knows damn well I can't fit a piece of clothing* [Buy it anyways. It will give me a reason to loose weight.]
[Put my key in the ignition, And then I turn it sideways, Then we fasten our seat belts, As we pull out the driveway, Then we drive to the drive-thru, Heading off to the drive-thru, We're approaching the drive-thru, Getting close to the drive-thru!, Almost there at the drive-thru, Now we're here at the drive thru, Here in line at the drive-thru, Did I mention the drive-thru?!~]
[I have this manikin in my room so I have something to hug and grind on.]
[Pucca is me on a spiritual level.]
Best friend: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!~" [Me:He's so old he could be your...] "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!~"
[All hell is about to break loose. I ran out of coconut oil and perfume.]
*someone starts talking to me and flirting*[I have a high sex drive, im a tease, i probably only want your clothes, i fart in public, I will cut you for absolutely no reason and I practice Wicca...]
[Maybe it's not my weekend. BUT IT"S GONNA BE MY YEAR!~]
[This whole year fuckin' sucked old saggy ass...]
*Tells people to stop cursing* *person curses by accident.* "Stop fucking cursing!" [The fuck is wrong with them?]
*someone sneezes* Middle school me: bless you. Everyone else in middle school: Shut the fuck up and stop sneezing damn... [And I'm the dick head.]
[If I post my rant about my family on Tumblr none of my family will see it and I won't get phone calls for how rude I am. I'm not a little bitch tho. Post it on Facebook and make it public so all my family can see.]
*hates when my ex texts me.* [I'm bored and no one is on fb to talk to.] *See's that my ex is on like always.* [Text the fucker... No bad Idea don't do that]
[I should cast a spell.]
[I want a black cat and a white cat...]
[I should start making my spell book.]
[Piggy back off my dick. I hit a chola with a stick. Then she ran to get her grip, but her little dumb ass tripped. So I don't have to worry about getting hit.]
[If another one of these Manhattan roach-ass niggas hit on me again today ima throw a brick at his fuckin dome. Cute or not...]
[If this hoe say "green isn't a creative color" one more time. ]
[If I ever go on a real first date am I suppose to tell the person I double dip?]
[I don't like Xiumin. I don't like Tao. I don't like Jaebum. I don't like Key. I don't like Jooheon and I don't like Hyorin... I just think they are hot.]
[Angel in disguise, save my soul. BUT YOU MAKE MY HEART GO BLIND! ~]
[I called my mother 15 times in a row and she still won't pick up...]
[I wish I was still innocent...]
[From now on I'm going to start off all my shopping list with 2 pairs of head-phones, Off bug spray and sanitizers.]
*Puts on new jeans and boots* [OOOO BITCH YASSSS~ Strut Queen. Strut!]
[Nipples...]
[Am I a fuckgirl???]
[Nananana nananana nananana ICE CREAM! pistachio ICE CREAM! 😁😍🍦]
[I wanna go to a book store.]
[Lace and leather or spandex and mesh?]
[Why does playing with my belly button arouse me?]
[But is my Dad okay though?MaybeI should call him... Nah cuz he'll come over and thats always awkward]
[I need a job. I just refuse to work at McDonald's...]
[Den though... How is Den?]
[I want dumplings]
[Creampie to me either means ice cream and pie or cum in me... There's simply no in-between... EWWW IM GOAD THERE'S NO IN-BETWEEN. what the hell's wrong with me? i need god.]
[Oobi~ oobi, oobi, oobi, oobi. Oobi~]
[I can come up with over 20 random book titles right now but only 5 plots for a story to go with it...]
*Friend says she hates Jimin* *sends her Jimin smut.* [Taking you to hell with me😈]
[If I jump in front of this car and survive I can probably get some shopping money...🤔]
[Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Fuck that and fuck you. Nope.]
***While someone is talking to me.*** [I shoulf listen to people more.] *Literally continues ignoring them* *hears the last 2 words said.* [... Progress comes slow 😅]
[Nananana Uri appa?!~]
[I can spell Introspection but can't spell true without auto correct...]
[Why doesn't Ditto evolve into Muc? Why are they two different Pokémon?]
*5 days after watching a complete season of what ever anime.* [What the fuck is the name of the main character and what the hell was that anime about?]
[Study they said. It will help you remember they said...I KNOW LESS THAN I DID BEFORE!👿😤]
*See's a rock,twig, feather or tree branch* [ I need this.]
[If P!nk is the woman that triggers my lesbian and also the woman I consider to be my mother... Does that mean I have a Mommy kink!? 🤔😐😕😧]
[How much time will i have to put into talking care of my skin and health until im as pretty as my cat?]
[I just realized my twitch account and my xvideos account have the same screen name...]
[There's a 85% chance I'm actually going to hell]
[I want to date a hacker and a botanist...why? Onlt the lord knows]
[If I don't have a religion, yet I believe in many different gods/believes... Am I atheist or not?]
[If I ask Katherine to help me write a story I won't have anyone to read my story...]
[The great lord Vacoom 😂😂😂]
[Why the hell am i still here?]
[*sarcasm* I love that I have to not only see my ex 4 times a day but have to contact him after school for homework...K.M.N!]
[I don't even understand what political means how the hell am I supposed to categorize and describe my views on it for a 3 page essay? HOW DID I MAKE IT TO 12TH GRADE???]
[Salacious. Sa-lay-shh-us. Salacious... sexual/lustful matters of writing, pictures or talk.]
[*in a elegant british accent* booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere!~]
[I should type that next chapter... but that's a lot of work...]
[I should watch BK Chat on youtube so I can go on a rant about whatever the topic was... I makes a okay article.]
[What the hell does B.C.M stand for? Bacon/cheese/mayo? Brian/Connor/Maxwell? Bitch/can't/move? Blue/cucumber/ mojito? bohemian/cock/monster? Like wtf does it mean?.... Burnt crusty men... ]
[We may be broke, but never broken.... Bars!]
[Am I ever going to finish lovers or friends? I have no clue where i was going with that story at all.]
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One Shot's / Other stuff
同人小說This is a collection of my one shot fan-fic's and story's/scenarios. Some of this is just whatever I felt like writing it's random .... Some of these are sexual. Some of these are fill in's (put your name in or who ever else's) Some of these are Gir...
