So bored

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(Tony has joined the chatroom)

(Bruce has joined the chatroom)

(Clint has joined the chatroom)

Bruce: CAN'T WAIT. CAN'T WAIT.

Clint: *lies down on couch in boredom*  Can't wait for whaaat?

Bruce: CAN'T WAIT. CAN'T WAIT.

Tony: *plays flappy bird* He's waiting for new equipment for his experiment to be delivered.

Bruce: *looks out window* CAN'T WAIT. FASTER DELIVERY GUY!

Clint: Hey. I have a question. What if the delivery guy comes while you're not looking out the window. And he leaves the package in front of the door without even asking for your signiture. Then you don't even notice that the package's there already and you wait all day and all night.

Bruce: 0______0 *looks out the window again* *stares out the window*

Bruce: I don't think that would happen

Clint: Sure it could!

Clint: You should wait outside.

Bruce: But it's so hot out there!

Clint: But what if that does happen?

Bruce: I don't wanna go out there, besides the delivery guy doesn't come 'till 2:00, he said, I called.  And It's only 1:30.

Clint: Just gooo to make sure.

Bruce: But it doesn't come 'till--

Clint: JUST GO.

Bruce: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME --

Clint: GOOOO.

Bruce: BUT I JUST SAID THAT IT DOESN'T COME 'TILL 2!!!!

Clint: GO.

Bruce: *checks out the window*

SEE! THE GUY'S NOT THERE YET!!!!!!

Clint: GO OUT...

Bruce: BUT--

Clint: GO NOW.

Bruce: AAAAH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYTHING!!!

Clint: NYEEH! GO OUT AND CHECK!!!

Bruce: NOO!

Clint: GO!

Bruce: AAAH YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!! I'LL GO OUT TO SHOW YOU THAT THERE'S NO ONE!

*Opens the door in frustration*

Bruce: SEE!

Bruce: ...OH.

(Delivery guy has entered the chatroom)

Delivery guy: Um... hi? You ordered some equipment? Bruce Banner?

Bruce: Oh. Yeah, I'm Bruce Banner.

Delivery guy: Please sign here.

Bruce: *signs*

Delivery guy: Here's your package *gives package to Bruce*

Bruce: Thanks.

(Delivery guy has left the chatroom)

Bruce: *closes door

Clint: TOLD YA SO!!!

Bruce: -_-

(Bruce has walked away in frustration)

Clint: HA! I OUT SMARTED THE SMART BUTT!

Clint: Haha smart butt...sounds kinda like...smart phone! Hey! I wanna try to out smart my Smart phone!

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