#1 House
Teacher: Ok Nishinoya. Next question. Where do you live?
Noya: With my family.
Teacher: Where does your family live?
Noya: In our house.
Teacher: Where is your house?
Noya: Next to our neighbor's house.
Teacher: Where is your neighbor's house?
Noya: You will not believe me if I tell you.
Teacher: Tell me.
Noya: Next to our house.
#2 Drink
Yaku: Lev, could you please get me a soft drink?
Lev: In bottle or in can?
Yaku: In can.
Lev: Regular or diet?
Yaku: Regular.
Lev: Cold or super cold?
Yaku: Argghh... Just get me some water.
Lev: In glass or bottle?
Yaku: In glass.
Lev: Mineral or tap?
Yaku: Of course mineral.
Lev: Hot or cold?
Yaku: Arrghh!!! I'll kill you Lev!!!
Lev: Stab or shoot?
Yaku: *kicks Lev*
#3 Name
Matsukawa: This person is executed a death sentence for speaking his name. Any last words Hanamaki?
Hanamaki: I didn't do something wrong!
Crowd: Liar! Die! Boo! Let's throw stones to him until he die!
Hanamaki: What did I said?
Matsukawa: You said the name that must not be spoken.
Hanamaki: And what is that name?
Matsukawa: Dark Lord.
Crowd: *throws stones at Matsukawa*
Matsukawa: Stop!
Crowd: *stops*
Matsukawa: Remember this my people, anyone who say Dark Lord shall be executed a death sentence.
Crowd: *throws stones at Matsukawa*
Oikawa: *magically appears on the stage* Stop!
Crowd: *stops*
Matsukawa: Who are you?
Oikawa: I am Oikawa Toru, the Dark Lord!
Crowd: *throws stones at Oikawa*
Iwaizumi: Idiots. *joins the crowd in throwing stones*
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