Haikyuu!! Scenarios

#3 Master Anji

Lunch time.

Noya, Tanaka, Hinata: My favorite food!!!!

Ennoshita: Thanks Anji-kun!

Anji: No need to thank me! Its my gift for you since you taught me many techniques. *evil grin*

Daichi: 'What's her plan? Did she put poison on their food?'

Suga: 'I have a bad feeling about this'

Hinata: Lets eat!

Everyone: Thank you for the food.

Noya: Yum! *covers mouth after eating a spoonfull of his food* Water!!!! Its burning!!!!!!

Noya reached for his water bottle but Anji stopped him by stabbing a scissor in front of it.

Noya: Gaaahh!!

Anji: *evil aura* No drinking. 2nd years and Hinata, gimme your water bottles!

They gave Anji their water bottles. Anji put it under the table and secretly put some chilli sauce in it.

Tanaka: Why are you doing this to us, Anji-chan?

Anji: For PUNISHMENT.

Kinoshita: Why?

Anji: You made captain angry yesterday so I did this. Got a problem?

Kinoshita: N-No.

Anji: Eat that all up. No leftovers or else, I'll kill you with my scissors.

2nd years & Hinata: *Gulp*

Suga: 'So, this is her plan? I like it.'

Asahi & Yamaguchi: 'T-That's harsh.'

After 10 minutes...

Tanaka: I can't stand it anymore!

Hinata: Me too... I shouldn't have joined you.

Ennoshita: We shouldn't have celebrated.

Kinoshita: We're doomed.

Narita: Yeah.

Noya: I'm burning!!!!

Anji: *enters the gym* Looks like you've learned your lessons. Please don't make captain mad again or I'll do this again. Here are your water bottles. *throws them their water bottles*

Noya: WATER!!!!

2nd yrs + Hinata: *drinks water* BURRRNNN!!! *runs all over the gym*

Anji: Oops. My bad.

Tsukishima: What the heck.

Tanaka: Master Anji!!! Please spare us!!!

Noya: Yeah! We beg you!!!

Anji: I'll forgive you in one condition.

Hinata: What condition?

Anji: Do what I say.

Ennoshita: Okay. I'm fine with it.

Anji: Captain! Lets start practi-

Oikawa: *enters gym* Hey Karasuno! Sup!?

Hinata: The Grand King!

Anji: Grand king?

Oikawa: Is she your new manager!? She's cute!

Iwaizumi: Stop being a flirt Oikawa.

Oikawa: Iwa-chan... *pouts*

Anji: Hi Hajime-san.

Iwaizumi: Hi Anji.

Kageyama: You know him?

Anji: Yeah. He's my neighbor.

Oikawa: So, who's the new girl?

Anji: My name's Kamasaki Anji. Karasuno Jr. High's regular setter. I came here to train.

Oikawa: She's a setter too!? Were perfect for each other! *tries to hug Anji but she stopped him by pointing her scissors to his neck*

Anji: Introduce yourself first, Grand King.

Oikawa: I-I'm Oikawa Tooru. Official s-setter of A-Aoba Johsai High School. 'This girl is creepy'

Tanaka: Master Anji is cool!

Iwaizumi: Master?

Ennoshita: Yeah. We made a disaster yesterday so, she's our master for today. 'Wews. That rhymes.'

Anji: Oh! I remember you! You're the trash that Hajime-san is talking about! He's right. You really look like a trash. *puts down her scissors*

Oikawa: Hoo! That was close. Wait. What!? I'm not a trash!

Anji & Iwaizumi: Yes you are.

Oikawa: No!

Everyone: Yes!

Oikawa: Okay. You win. Bye. *turns around*

Anji: Hey!

Oikawa: Huh?

Anji: *kicks Oikawa's face* That's for interupting our practice.

Oikawa: *drops down unconscious*

Anji: *steps on Oikawa with shiny background*

Anji's slaves: Woah!!!

Others: *jaw dropped*

Iwaizumi: She's on emperor mode.

Anji: Slaves, throw him in the garbage can! In the biodegradable section, please!

Anji's slaves: Hai!

Anji: Thanks! *looks at her wrist watch* Oh! I have baseball practice. Gotta go! See you tomorrow! *leaves*

Tsukishima: She's awsome.

Iwaizumi: I know right.

Me: This is the end of the chapter! Anji's plan worked! The second years and Hinata learned their lesson and Oikawa is thrown in the garbage can. Stay tuned everyone!

Oikawa: Let me out! Please!

Anji's slaves: No.