very loosely based on the song -->
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K: "But she has nooo ideaaaa, that I'm even hereeee. She has noo ideaaaaa!! That I'm even HEEERRREEEEE."
A: "What the hell Kevin, literally everybody knows how much you love me."
K: "Aleks?! What? I... no... I was just..."
A: "Shut up."
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K: "Hah, gay."
A: "Don’t make me do it again."
K: "Oh yeah? Do it pussy. You won't do it."
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A: "Now who's gay?"
K: "Still you, lol fgt."
A: "You kissed back, idiot."
K: "Well, I wasn't gonna say no..."
...
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E: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
A: "Eddie?! When the hell did you get here?"
E: "I HAVE A BETTER QUESTION, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO PRACTICALLY HAVING SEX ON MY COUCH?!"
A: "Well... I... We..."
E: "If you're gonna fuck at least do it in your own room."
A: "... Fuck you Sly, and don't you fuckin giggle when you --- Goddamnit."
K: "He didn't listen."
A: "Yeah, Kevrus, I fuckin' noticed."
K: "Hey, now, there's no need for that kind of language."
A: "What are you gonna do about it?"
K: "Don't test me, Aleks."
A: "Shall we ignore Sly's warning or do you wanna take this upstairs m8?"
E: "IF YOU GUYS FUCK ON MY COUCH I'M GONNA TAKE SECRET PICTURES AND LEAK THEM ON TUMBLR."
A: "..."
K: "..."
A: "Upstairs it is."
K: "Agreed."
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K: "You are so fucking gay."
A: "Dude, at least I wasn't the one taking it up the ass."
K: "..."
A: "Yeah, no comeback is there?"
K: "If I wanted my cum back, I'd -"
A: "Are you really going to finish that sentence? Really?"
K: "... No."
A: “Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
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A: "Hey, Kevin?"
K: "Mm?"
A: "I love u bby."
K: "Shut the fuck up, Aleks. ... I love you too."
A: “…”
K: “Don’t laugh at me, you asshole. You said it first.”
A: “Shut up! At least I don’t like boys!”
K: “…”
A: “I think I need to be honest here. I’ll, uh, I’ll be the first to admit, I didn’t really think that one through.”
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dunno what style this is but I love it
P.S. 351 words ... damn dude
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Fanfictionidk what more of a description you need like its all in the title
