Dan x Reader

18

~ (y/n) p.o.v~

We finally got to leave the hospital after being there for three days. And man, was I happy. The hospital food literally sucked ass.

We had just locked the babies new car seats in and we were on the road to go home now. Yes home. I missed it so very, very much.

I sighed happily while grabbing Dan's hand, and slowly stroking his fingers. He looked over and smiled briefly before turning his attention back to the road.

I got bored after a little while and a song popped in my head. I started to hum the song...The humming gradually turned into singing.

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?

Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh

You've got pep in your step
You live your life with no regret
How you look when you are wet
Is something I cannot forget
I just wanna kiss your lips
The ones between your hips
If I cashed in all my chips on you
I'd be rich

So come on!
Sexy, please text me
I'm ready for you
So come on!
Waiting, I'm begging
So please get here soon

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?

Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh

Ooh la la, what lovely curves
Baby I get off by getting you off first
Sorry girl if this is quick
So please just take it in the ass, and suck my dick

So come on!
Sexy, please text me
I'm ready for you
So come on!
Waiting, I'm begging
So please get here soon

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?

Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh Whoa oooh ohhh

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?

So why do good girls like bad guys?
I had this question for a real long time
I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see
So why do good girls fall in love with me?

So why do good girls like bad guys?
(I wanna know, I need to know!)
So why do good girls like bad guys?
(So come on, I gotta know, I need to know!)
So come on, I gotta know
So come on, tell me!

Bitch, you gave me the fucking clap!

I started laughing at the end part. It always made me laugh because of how he says it in the song. I looked over to Dan and he had a grin on his face.

"What?" I said cocking my head to the side.

"Is that supposed to be a hint?" His smirk growing while he talked.

"We're not doing anything...like that for at least six weeks. Doctors orders." I said blushing while I crossed my arms.

"He didn't say anything about ora-"

"Dan!" I said squealed covering my now red face.

He chuckled softly putting his hand on my leg.

"Its okay if you don't want to do anything just yet." He said while he parked the car. I nodded my head and got out of the car, only to go to the back seat and get Rain. She was crying because her Bink fell out of her mouth. I smiled softly as I placed it back in and carefully took her out of the car.

Dan had done the same with Gray, and we were now heading up to our apartment.

"I forgot what going up all the stairs felt like." Dan said out of breath. I laughed while waiting for him to come up the stairs. I had gotten up there long before him. It was just a waiting game now.

"Finally!" I chirped while unlock- wait the door was unlocked...

"Dan!? Didn't you lock the door?" I said looking over st him and holding Rain closer to my body.

"Yeah... Why?" He said looking confused.

"I went to go unlock it but it wasn't locked..." I said backing away from the door.

"Take Gray... I'll.. Go see the inside and check it out." He said handing Gray over to me and kissing my cheek.

I watched as he slowly crept inside the house... And I didn't hear anything until....

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You'll just have to find out!

Hahahaha I'm so evil😈😈if you guys have anything you want me to write like another lemon or some shit comment below ⏬