I'm Stunning (Cali)

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So we’re driving to the Mark Twain house now. I think we’re going to stop at a gas station soon, because we’re running out of fuel (or, as Cae calls it, “bloody petrol”). So that’ll be a fun experience. While I’m waiting I guess I’ll make another list.

3 Things I Love About Myself (Only Three?)

1) I’m stunning. Just... Stunning. Impossible to not look at.

2) I’m hilarious.

3) I’m humble.

3 Things I Hate About Myself

1) Nothing.

2) Nothing.

3) I’m lonely. I mean, fuck. Cae isn’t even from this country and she has more people to talk to than I do. I mean, at least she has people back home. This is my home and I don’t have anyone. I have Cae.

So Cae pulled into the gas station and parked and came back and asked how I was doing. I just hugged her for God only knows how long. Neither of us said anything.

Fuck, I need a drink.

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