I’m scared of a lot of things, and one of those things that I’m scared of is telling Cali all of the things I’m scared of. It would take forever to make an exhaustive list, so I’ll start here: a list of things that scare the shit out of me.
Clowns
Submarines
The ocean
Planes
Being alone
Getting lost
Lifts
Losing Cali
And I know she would laugh at me and joke that all I’d really miss is having someone around, but I’d miss her. And she would say that all I care about is smoking weed and drinking wine from the bottle and fucking wotsits. It’s true: I like weed and wine and wotsits. But I wouldn’t die if they went away. The thought of losing them doesn’t scare the shit out of me.
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Caligula and Caesar's American Adventure
Teen FictionJoin Cali and Cae as they explore the vast expanse of the Americas, and the lovely platonic-yet-slightly-lesbianic relationship they have with one another. Bands, books, ice cream, and confusing British terminology are all conversations on the table...
