synopsis // based on the prompt "person A sends person B nudes and person B replies with the 'good shit' meme"
this is just ridiculously short and dumb but bear with me ok
w.c ; 217
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Patrick bit his lip, his thumb hovering over the send button.
It wasn't a bad picture of him, per say, but he definitely knew that 1 - sending it to Pete while he was in a meeting was a terrible idea, and 2 - despite 10 years of friendship and 3 years of being in a relationship, Patrick is, admittedly, still not confident with his body. And, well, these are baby's first nudes after all.
He sighs, closing his eyes and pressing the button in a rush.
He regrets it straight afterwards.
The three hovering dots signifying Pete's reply appear; he types for about an approximate minuet before the message arrives.
P.W - sign me the FUCK up good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats ✔ some goodshit rightth ere right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
Patrick rolls his eyes and groans. Seriously? Pete's supposed to be the mature sexy older one, but Patrick tops and he certainly doesn't do shit like this. He can't believe he's in love with such a loser.
P.S - I'm breaking up with you just because of that oh my God you fuckboy
P.W - im ur fuckboy ;););)
P.S - Sadly.
P.W - ur not actually breaking up with me right
