Charlie
Hazbin Hotel, Lobby
Charlie: *Increasingly hysterical/stressed* Okay so the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right? And next time when they cut the time in half again and again we'll just handle it, right?!?!?
Vaggie: Yes, we will
Angel: Oh, please you had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit, and now... ain't no silver lining this time toots
Angel looking at the increasing number of texts
Charlie: Sure there is. We just have to look a little harder for it
Angel: Well, while you're lookin, the rest of Hell is going nuts. People are already freaking out about the news, look at what's happening in the Doomsday District
As Angel shows his phone of the people panicking he gets a notification Charlie notices
Charlie: Err, what is a "donkey show"?
Angel: *Mildly panicked* Aah, heh, nothing. My boss Val is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losing their shit.
Vaggie: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Charlie: *Gasp* This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Angel: Cute idea and all, but-
Kara: If you three are done, Alpha is still out there!?! What the fuck are you all sitting around for!?!
Angel: Oh yeah, you lost my buddy. Can't you I don't know sniff him out?
Kara: When all of hell smells like death, smoke and blood it becomes hard to find his trail
Crymini: Wow great, so he's not coming back and it's all your fault
*Kara growls at her*
Angel: So you're really going to go out in all of this?
Charlie: Well it's not like people are just going to show up on our doorstep
*Crashes*
All five look over to see a hole in the wall as the camera pans over to-
Sir Pentious
Hazbin Hotel, Blimp
Sir Pentious: Show yourself, Alastor!
The scene transitions into the warmachine like blimp with Sir Pentious and his small army of egg bois
Sir Pentious: Come and face- *Notices Alastor casually chilling on the second floor balcony* oh there you are. FACE MY WRATH!
Alastor: Who are you?
Sir Pentious: Who am I? WHO AM I? I am the great Sir Pentious! Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!
Egg boi: Woo! You tell'em, boss
Niffty: *Appearing out of nowhere on top of Alastor's shoulder* Ooh, he's a bad boy
Alastor: *Puts Niffty down* Huh, well if all that's true you'd think I'd have heard of you
Sir Pentious: I attacked you literally last week ... or two
Alastor: *Head tilt, eyebrow raised* You mean the Half Breed about a month ago???
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Hell's First Half Breed
FanfictionY/n, our very first half human, half demon in this rare occurance, he doesn't remember much of about his past and must struggle to survive in this new world he lives in, meeting familiar demons (sinners, imps, hellhounds, overlords, and more) he see...
