Ebony
I.M.P Headquarters, Imp City
Everyone was sitting in the meeting room bored out of their minds (or sleeping *hint,hint* it's Loona)
*Bang, TV explodes across from them*
Ebony: *Whine, covers ears* Too loud
Ebony was seen sitting on Y/n's lap and leaning onto him
Y/n: Ebony get off. Blitzo what are we doing?
Blitzo: Killing time, no one's showing up because you not being here killed the amount of clients coming here dipshit
Y/n: Oh boo hoo, you can't do shit without me to carry the business
Blitzo: ...Mox, another one
Moxxie only places another TV in place of the broken one before turning it on to-
-before Blitzo shoots it after the ad ends
Millie: Nice one B!
Blitzo: Gimme another Mox
Moxxie sweeps away the flaming tv and puts another onto the stand. He turns it on, frightened that Blitzo will shoot the TV blowing up immediately. Blitzo only wipes off a spot of his gun clean
Blitzo: Nah, not feeling it. Next!
Moxxie hesitantly switches the channel, a Betty Boop cartoon appears with breasts bouncing on screen
Blitzo: Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?
Wally whacks his cane on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS and GOOFY GADGETS as he speaks.
Wally Wackford: WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory!
The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forwards.
Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!
Wally then closes in onto the screen
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Before showing the advertisement once more
Blitzo: Bingo!
Before Blitzo points shoots making Moxxie duck as the TV explodes, scattering debris.
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!
Ebony: *Covers ears and continues to lean against Y/n*
Y/n: Ebony! *tries to pushes her off but she only clings onto Y/n tighter*
Just then the whole building began to shake making everyone stand up on guard (while Ebony still clinging onto Y/n before he finally pushs her off)
The shaking snapped Loona out of her sleep as her red cup with her name written on it spills water onto the table
Loona: Guys, do you feel that?
Y/n: The shaking yeah, what is that?
Blitzo: Oh shit is that hellshake?
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Hell's First Half Breed
FanfictionY/n, our very first half human, half demon in this rare occurance, he doesn't remember much of about his past and must struggle to survive in this new world he lives in, meeting familiar demons (sinners, imps, hellhounds, overlords, and more) he see...
