Vaggie
Hazbin Hotel, Kitchen
Vaggie: Ugh, this is getting more and more annoying by the second
As Vaggie tries to block out the constant arguing of Angel and Alastor from their little competition
Alastor: You know your little jokes will backfire on you
Angel: Hey, Y/n knows all the sex jokes I make, yea pimp
Angel: When Y/n gets back here you'll be sorry
Alastor: When he does I'll make sure you'll won't avoid your loss
Charlie: Hey guys come on it's just a little competition, you both shouldn't be so worked up on this
Cherri: Uh yeah they do, the person that loses is gonna do what they want with the other, Angel's already told some plan to make the radio demon his pet or some shit
Alastor: Which I assure you it won't be happening
Angel: Really what if I give you a good time, seems like a win win for the both of us~
Alastor: You will do no such thing you miserable pervert!
Niffty: (Looks to see Y/n come back) *Gasp* Y/n you're here!
Both Angel and Alastor's heads snap towards Y/n as Angel rushes to Y/n grabbing his shoulders
Angel: So did I win?!?
Y/n: Angel back off!
Alastor: Now now Angel, no need to be so quick as to hear your defeat so quickly
Angel: Your just afraid of what I'm about to do to you
Vaggie: Alright, geez you both need to calm down
Alastor: My dear, I'll only getting started
Y/n gets out of Angel's grasp as he fixes himself
Y/n: So I've done some thinking between both of your dishes (both Angel and Alastor nods) Like I said only one of you is coming out as the victor and I've thought hard about this so to whoever loses I better not hear some bullshit alright, so suck it up and face your defeat got it
Alastor / Angel: Yes indeedy good sir / Alright Y/n *mutters* I hope it's me
Y/n: So the winner of this cook-off is...
Both Alastor and Angel tense up a bit, a little fear rising up as Y/n stares at them in the eyes before answering
Y/n: ... is Alastor
...
Angel: WHAT!?!
Alastor: And so I prevail in the end
Angel: Y/n you can't be serious
Y/n: I've made up my mind Angel, yes your food tasted marvelous but Alastor's cooking is better than I usually thought ever since I've tried his Jambalaya
Angel feeling so defeated and.. So FUCKED right now as he slowly turns to see Alastor's grin widen
Alastor: SO, what was that about making me your pet Angel?
Angel: Umm...
Alastor: Oh that's quite alright I know of another way that can make this a win-win for the both of us
Angel: Uhh, what?
Alastor: You see I need an audience and I need to practice on your favorite jokes in all of hell
Angel: NO not that please Alastor, I'll do your cleaning or I'll suck your dick free of charge
Alastor: (Holds mic up to Angel's throat) I am the victor here Angel, it's time for you to face your punishment
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Hell's First Half Breed
FanfictionY/n, our very first half human, half demon in this rare occurance, he doesn't remember much of about his past and must struggle to survive in this new world he lives in, meeting familiar demons (sinners, imps, hellhounds, overlords, and more) he see...
