Y/n, our very first half human, half demon in this rare occurance, he doesn't remember much of about his past and must struggle to survive in this new world he lives in, meeting familiar demons (sinners, imps, hellhounds, overlords, and more) he see...
???: So I was playing this gig and this virtue chick was digging on the drummer and I was like, do you know who I am? I'm fucking Adam! The original dick! All Dicks descend from me! You think you want drummer dick? No way. I'm the dick fucking master! And so we fucked and it was awesome. How was your day this weekend?
Charlie: Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam? That means you- ohhhhh. (enlightened) That explains so much.
Adam: I know, I fucken rock
Charlie: Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir
Adam: Call me Dickmaster.
Charlie: Adam, you seem like a smart, well, stand up guy
Adam: (eating ribs) Uh-huh.
Charlie: And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary, a-- a genius
Adam: I mean, your words, babe
Charlie: Who would really love to put his name on something
Adam: Fucking love putting my name on shit. Shit's the best!
Charlie: It's the solution to our biggest problem!
Adam: Oh, Herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch
Charlie: No! Our other biggest problem
Adam: Oh, uh...ugly people?...Math?
Adam: Global warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem. Umm...
Vaggie
Hazbin Hotel, Lobby
Cut back to the hotel. Niffty is chasing a bug around and trying to stab it with her sewing needle
Niffty: Hehehe. Stab. Stab. Stab
Vaggie: (trying to get her attention) Alright Niffty. Niffty? Niffty! Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms." Okay?
Niffty: Got it. I'm ready
Vaggie: (holding camera) Action
Niffty:
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Angel and Vaggie are shown looking creeped out
Vaggie: Uh...cut
Niffty: (giggles) How was that?
Vaggie: Well Niffty, you actually have to say the line. So let's roll again
Niffty: Ok.
Vaggie: Action
Niffty:
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