(At the hospital) Alex: what do you mean he's not here?
Doctor: he checked out
Alex: well that's a brutal and incentive way to say it! You're the firkin doctor you're suppose to save people!
Reggie: Woah Alex calm down
Alex: omygoodness I thought you died. They said you checked out
Reggie: yeah, of the hospital not of life
Alex: oh
Reggie: and they say I'm the dumb one. NOT THAT YOU'RE DUMB YOU'RE REALLY SMART I LOVE YOU
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Alex: you can't just make up words
Reggie: yes I can you're just melous.
Alex: what even is that?
Reggie: mean and jealous squmished together
Alex: if you make up one more word I'm gonna pretend you don't exist since you wanna pretend real words don't exist
Reggie: you're no freative :(
Translation: freative is fun and creative squmished together
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Julie: how'd you three meet?
Alex: me and Reg met in kindergarten
Reggie: you pushed me
Alex: it was an accident
Luke: and I met them in third grade when Reggie wouldn't leave me alone because he was convinced I was from Star Wars
Reggie: I was in third grade! My brain was still growing
Alex: I think it stopped growing before it was done
Julie: are you ever nice to him?
Luke: no. He's not, but that's just them.
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Flynn: I may be depressed, sad, and alone, but I still slay!
Julie: girl are you okay?
Flynn: of course I'm okay! I slay everyday
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Reggie: I am great! I am amazing! I am THE MOMENT
Alex: is the moment stupidity?
Reggie: ☹️
Alex: you're still great and amazing
Reggie: ☺️ I know
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Carrie: I feel bad for the people who try and be me
Flynn: me too, because no one should have to be you.
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Julie: alright I'm thinking of a number one through-
Reggie: TRIANGLE
Julie: ...that's not a number
Alex: *whispers shhhh I told him in first grade it was and he believed me and at this point he thinks I'm trying to gaslight him when I say it's not a number
Julie: why...what is...never mind. Congratulations Reggie you guessed my number
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Reggie: if I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you guys
Julie: Awwee
Luke: awe bro
Alex: ew shut up
Reggie: okay maybe I'll only spend 8 with Alex
Alex: or you could spend zero?
Reggie: ☹️
Alex: I'll buy you pizza?
Reggie: ☺️
_____ these next 2 are basically quotes from friends
Reggie: you didn't cry when Bambi's mother died!??
Alex: yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the dear
Reggie: you're a monster
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Reggie: let's flip for it. Ducks or clowns
Alex: what...?
Reggie: ducks are heads because ducks have heads
Alex: what kind of scary clowns came to your birthday party
Reggie: ones without heads.
Alex: yea well you're a clown with a hallow head
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Reggie: have you guys heard of the movie Zepotha
Luke: no what is that
Reggie: it's a horror movie from the 80s that never was shown in theaters because it was so gorey and scary.
Alex: and how do you know about this movie?
Reggie: it use to be my favorite movie! We had it on tape, they only made a handful of copies and I was one of the lucky ones to find one. But that scene where Stephane was trying to prove a point to Cole but ended up killing her baby brother traumatized me. The whole movie was traumatizing.
Alex: that would explain why you're so messed up
Julie: zepotha? I can't find anything about it in google. Are you sure it exists?
Flynn: it doesn't. It's a joke on TikTok. People are dying to convince everyone this movie is real when it's not real. The girl who started it was just trying to promote her new song.
Reggie: wait then what did I watch as a kid? I kid you not I watched a horror movie with that scene in it.
Alex: this is why I put parental control on your Netflix account
Reggie: THAT WAS YOU!?
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Is anyone else on zepotha TikTok or is that just me? For a hot second I thought it was a real movie and wanted to watch it but realized it's just something people are making up so I started playing along. (I made up the scene with Stephane trying to prove a point to Cole and killed her baby brother, but I think both those characters were talked about before I made the scene up. Cole was for sure.) it's actually kinda fun and I wish it were a real movie because it sounds scary and fun.
Anyways that's all I have for incorrect quotes w now, I hope you all enjoyed and thank you for reading! I hope you have a spectacular day and remember to take care of yourself and always stand tall 💜👻
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