Chapter Break: Incorrect Quotes Pt. 4 AND Memes Pt. 2

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INCORRECT QUOTES:

Blake: Is this a good idea?
Blake: Probably not.
Blake: Do I care?
Blake: No.

Ben: Do you know that we are made of atoms?
Ben: And atoms never touch each other.
Ben: So in my defense, Officer, I did not punch this kid.
Kenji *nose bleeding*: What?!

Blake: Well, well, well...if it isn't my old friend; the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Kenji: Dudes, if we don't get to sleep soon, we'll hate ourselves in the morning.
Blake: I already hate myself plenty, Kon.
Kenji: Okay, we'll be discussing this in the morning, but please get to sleep.

Yasmina: I've never had a best friend before.
Sammy: I'll be your best friend!!!
Yasmina: ...
Yasmina: I've never had a girlfriend before.

[When someone says "I love you.]
Darius: Oh, uh- um...th-th-thanks! I-I love you too!
Kenji: Hey, we have something in common; I love me too!
Ben: Well...I don't know how to respond to that if I'm being entirely honest. But, uh...thank you?
Sammy: Awww! I love you, too!!!!!!!!
Brooklyn: Oh...cool.
Yaz: Um...Okay.
Blake: I'm sorry for that.

Blake: The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Brooklyn: WE ALMOST DIED!
Blake: I never said I was good at math.

Kenji: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Darius: Violently claps.
Yaz: Violently runs.
Sammy: Violently hugs!
Brooklyn: Violently records.
Ben: Violently eats bugs.
Blake: Violently hates myself.
Darius: ...
Darius: Violently worries about that previous statement.

Yaz: All in all, a successful trip!
Sammy: We lost Kenji...
Yaz: All in all, a successful trip!

Blake: Why are you covered in blood?
Ben: It's not mine.
Darius: Is-Is that supposed to make us feel better?
Ben: ...Of course.

Blake: I truly believe that whoever says "positive" is stupid.
Ben: What? That's ridiculous!
Blake: Are you sure?
Ben: Positive!
Ben: ...
Ben: Wait, no-

Darius: If you could only say one word for the rest of your life, what would you say?
Yaz: Fuck.
Sammy: Yay! No, actually...happy! No, no, no...aww! Wait, ah, I can't choose!
Kenji: Moneyyyyyyyy
Brooklyn: Brooklanders.
Ben: Bumpy!
Blake: Rip.

Kenji: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Yaz: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Brooklyn: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Sammy: I joined you in the dumb stuff!
Darius: I tried to stop you guys from doing the dumb stuff!

[Someone: "I'd die for you"]
Kenji: Thank you *thumbs up*
Yaz: Cool.
Sammy and Darius: Please don't!
Brooklyn: Okay.
Blake: Uh...well, what if I die first?
Ben: While I wouldn't prefer that you did, it's better you than me.

[*Drama is happening*]
Darius and Sammy: *Tries to get in between and stop them*
Yaz: *Unbothered. Doesn't give a fuck*
Kenji: *Is confused*
Ben: *Watches while eating*
Blake: *Is apart of the drama*
Brooklyn: *IS the drama*

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