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Chapter Break: Incorrect Quotes

IMPORTANT NOTE: I'm not sure when I'll be able to get another story chapter up, because I just finished finals and vacation and what-not. To ease your anxieties, I have made some incorrect quotes to busy with until I can get another chapter out!

Thank you for understanding, I love you all ❤️

Blake: *Gently taps table*
Ben: *Taps back*
Darius: What are they doing?
Sammy: Morse code.
Blake: *Aggressively taps table*
Ben: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Kenji: Someone passed me a note, and it said, "I think you're hot."
Kenji: And I passed them a note, and I said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

Darius: Okay, truth or dare?
Blake: Truth.
Darius: How many hours have you slept this week?
Blake: ...
Blake: Dare
Darius: Go to bed.
Blake: I don't like this game.

Blake: Every time I see Darius, my heart clenches and I get all nervous...
Sammy: That's because you love him!
[Later]
Darius: Every time I see Blake, my heart clenches and I get all nervous...
Kenji: Don't get close to her again, you seem to have an allergic reaction.

Kenji: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?
Darius: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Sammy: Smad.

Blake: It's so cute when Darius...
Ben:
Blake:
Ben: When Darius...?
Blake: Yeah.

Blake: Turn around.
Blake: No, the other way around.
Blake: Wrong way again.
Ben: Blake, where are you?
Blake, over the walkie talkie: Back at camp, but the idea of you twirling around trying to find me is fucking hilarious!

Blake: If a weighted blanket costs $100, it better crush me to death.

Ben: Bee, please no, I love you!
Blake: I'm sorry, but I don't have a choice...
Ben: Please, Blake, I'm begging you, after all we've been through together?
Blake: I'm sorry, Ben.
Blake, placing a 4+ card: *Sigh* Uno.

Darius: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Blake: Other than the usual amount of pain, I remembered the ambulance ride.
Brooklyn: But...there's no ambulances on the island, Ben carried you back to the treehouse.
Blake: But I heard a siren?
Ben: That was Kenji.
Kenji: I'm sorry, I was just scared!

Ben: Isn't Bumpy just the sweetest?
Blake: I think you love that dinosaur more than me.
Ben: Are you seriously jealous of a dinosaur?
[Bumpy leaves Ben's side and walks over to Blake, cuddling against her side]
Blake: *Squeals* Aw! Bumpy is the sweetest!
Ben: Oh, great, now I'm jealous!

Blake: I'm bisexual and confused
Blake: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

{A/N: Honestly, that's literally me, tho}

Ben: Name one thing better than baby Bumpy
Blake: Two baby Bumpy's
Ben:
Ben: YOU'RE RIGHT!

Sammy: I'll make the coffee just like you!
Yasmina: Bitter? Tasteless? Not up to society's standards?
Sammy: I meant sweet...

Yasmina: What is wrong with you?
Kenji: Loaded question. Elaborate.

(Basically anyone): Blake, you have to stop blaming and hating yourself-
Blake: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Yasmina: Alright, listen up you little shits!
Yasmina: Not you, Sammy, you're an angel and I'm glad you're here.

Darius: You're offered 500,000 cookies, but by accepting it, the person you hate the most gets 1,000,000 cookies. Are you taking it?
Blake: Yes, I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 cookies?

Darius: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
Brooklyn: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Ben: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Blake: My will to live! I haven't seen this in six months!
Yasmina: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kenji: Mental stability, my old friend!
Darius: ...
Sammy: ...
Sammy: Are you guys okay?

Blake: This is Yaz, short for Yasmina.
Blake: This is Ken, short for Kenji.
Blake: This is Sam, short for Sammy.
Blake: This is Dar, short for Darius.
Blake: And this is Ben...he's just short.
Ben: Hey! That's uncalled for-