A/N: So, I don't know why nobody was seeing the memes I posted on the last chapter break, so I'm just going to replace it with this until I figure out how to fix it. Not even I could see them, which was really weird, so...
I guess take more of these? Sorry!
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Kenji: I was arrested for being too cool.
Yaz: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
Ben: Do you ever just feel the urge to set someone in the middle of a crowd on fire and watch chaos ensue?
Blake: ...No. I never do.
Sammy: *Singing* I wanna church girl who go to churrrrch
Sammy. AnD rEaD heR biBle!
Darius: *Looks at Blake* Hi.
Blake: *Blushes* Okay.
Brooklyn: And they were roommates!
Kenji: Oh my God, they were roommates.
Blake (to Yaz and Sammy): Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay-
Darius: Johnny has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Gina-
Kenji: Wait? Why does Johnny have so many soaps?
Ben: *With nineteen bottles of soap* Mind your business, Kenji!
Yaz: Hey, I'm lesbian.
Kenji: I thought you were American?
Kenji: *Throws paper at Yaz's head*
Yaz: Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
Blake: Let me see what you have!
Ben: *Running past* A knife!
Blake: NO!
Ben: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of Bumpy and sanitizer on my side.
Ben: AHHHHHH!!!
Kenji: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties-
Sammy: *Starts laughing maniacally and falls to the ground*
Sammy: Pssst, Yaz!
Yaz: What?
Sammy: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Yaz: You know I'm not really a jewelry person.
Sammy: Oh, well, you don't have to wear it-
Yaz: No, I'm gonna wear it forever, back off.
Blake: I promise to stay safe, or my name isn't Blake Lively.
Ben: Your name isn't Blake Lively...
Blake: That's what I said.
Ben:
Ben: BLAKE-
Darius: Why do you call me a nerd?
Brooklyn: Because that's what you are, Darius.
Darius: Really? Prove it.
Brooklyn: Yesterday you saw a small bird and thought it was a pterodactyl, then proceeded to tell me all about how pterodactyls are proof of dinosaurs evolving into birds.
Darius:
Darius: Now listen-
Yaz: If there aren't any dinosaurs on this island, than I'm not gay.
Sammy: Yaz, there are dinosaurs on this island.
Yaz: Oh, shit.
Darius: Are you feeling okay?
Blake: Well, I've got this headache that sorta comes and goes.
Ben: *Comes in grumbling about not getting to blow anything up*
Blake: It appears to be back.
Darius: I care about everyone equally.
Brooklyn: The treehouse is under attack by a rabid hybrid dinosaur.
Darius: Is Blake okay?
Kenji: I have a confession...I'm terrified of the Backstreet Boys.
Darius: Tell me why.
Kenji: *Screams*
Scorpius: I will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!
Blake: My happiness?
Blake: *Turns to the group* I'm happy?
Sammy: Two broooos, chillin' in hot tub; five feet apart cause they're not gay!
Yaz: You're my girlfriend.
Sammy:
Yaz: And you're sitting on my lap right now.
Sammy:
Yaz: Everything you said was inaccurate.
Blake: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Ben: Kenji, how tall are you?
Blake: *Reverse record skip sounds*
Blake: *Shows image of her and her friends running from dinosaurs*
Blake: Yep, that's me. So, you may be wondering how I got into this situation-
Ben: Um, no, nobody's wondering that.
Blake: Everyone is, Ben.
Ben: No, we've literally been telling them the whole story for months now. They know what's been going on.
Blake:
Blake:
Blake: Okay, so, maybe not, but-
["My mom is calling...hi mom"]
Darius and Blake: Come on guys, stop, they're trying to talk to their mom.
Kenji: *Loud, fake, sexual noises*
Yaz and Ben: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Brooklyn: *Is asleep*
Sammy: *Gets really close to the phone* Tell her I say hi.
["What's a rainbow?"]
Yaz and Blake: Gay rights.
Kenji: There's money!
Brooklyn: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Ben and Darius: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
Sammy: Pretty!
[In a fistfight]
Yaz: Would start a fistfight
Kenji: Would lose a fistfight
Brooklyn, Darius, and Blake: Would win a fistfight
Sammy: Would run away from a fistfight
Ben: Brings a machete to a fistfight
[When a bag is stuck in a vending machine]
Kenji: Tries to stick their arm up the slot
Brooklyn: Shakes the vending machine
Yasmina: Punches/kicks the glass
Sammy, Darius, and Blake: Asks someone for help
Ben: All of the above, in that order
[Raiding Area 51]
Ben: "They can't stop all of us!"
Darius: "Please don't go, they absolutely can stop you all."
Yaz and Blake: "Have fun dying, lol."
Kenji: "If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets."
Sammy: Actually goes to Area 51 and gets in
Bumpy: Is the alien
[A child starts crying in public]
Sammy: Tries to make the child laugh
Darius: Tries to play with the child to calm them down
Brooklyn: Gives detailed instructions to the parents
Blake: Cries with the child
Yaz and Ben: Ignores the child
Kenji: Is the reason the child is crying
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Welcome To Jurassic Hell
FanfictionBlake Pincus is the twin sister of Ben Pincus. They've spent the majority of their short lives supporting each other through thick and thin. Now, as their mom sends them off to Jurassic World's newest attraction - Camp Cretaceous- they may just have...
