"Are you sure Gordon? You wanna marry... M-m-m-m-me???"
"Of course Solomon. I love no one more than you. My darling. My precious little snickerdoodle. My poopie pooh. My diarrhea."
"Oh my god"
Solomon shed tears as Lucifer sobbed on the floor. He had been trapped there for 4 days.
What a sweet romance
5 months later
"Omg Gordon I'm pregnant"
"Omg really?"
"No"
"Oh"
"Jk yes I am"
And with that, Solomon gave birth to Harry Potter
He is the chosen one
Goodbye
