Chapter 19: Aunt Sabre

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Content Warning: Saber's surname, S*x*st, can be inappropriate to some and their outfit is revealing.

Sweetheart and Selever were currently in a forest, sitting on a picnic mat and looking at the stars in the night sky, occasionally pointing out the constellations they knew. "Beep ske doo ba. (The stars are really beautiful tonight.)" Sweetheart beeped, not taking her eyes off the sky.

"Yeah." Selever said. "Not as beautiful as you, though." He mumbled.

"Beep? (What was that?)" Sweetheart beeped, turning to her childhood friend.

"Nothing!" Selever said, his face red as a tomato. "Absolutely nothing!"

"Beep. (Okay.)" Sweetheart beeped before continuing to look at the sky.

'She's so [funking] innocent and pure.' Selever thought to himself. 'I feel so [funking] bad for swearing and flipping people off when she's around, but it's become an unbreakable habit at this point.'

The atmosphere was peaceful and serene. It was nighttime, the stars and the moon were shining bright and it was just them. Yukichi wasn't there to arrest them (which has been happening for a week now), nor was there anyone who'd challenge either of them to a rap battle. The moonlight shone down on Sweetheart, illuminating her fair skin and curves (she, her sister, her mom, and her maternal grandmother all have hourglass figures).

"Roach?" Sweetheart turned to Selever.

"Beep? (Yeah?)"

[Cue the romantic music]

"I..." Selever blushed. "I-I...um...I...uh...I-I...well...I...I lo...um...I lo-" Sweetheart tilted her head innocently, waiting patiently for Selever to say what he was going to say.

'[Crap]!' Selever said in his mind. 'She's too [funking] adorable, I can't!'

"I love-"

"Heeey, Sweetheart!"

[Cue the sound that is made when a player misses a note during a song]

The two childhood friends turned behind them and saw an 8ft tall woman with purple skin, dark blue hair, black eyes with red, glowing pupils and a blue spear/whip-like tail wearing a blue, sleeveless crop top, black short shorts, black fishnets, black ankle boots and black gloves.

"It's nice to see you here." The woman said.

"Beep bo! (Hi, Aunt Saber.)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep ske doo ba? (What are you doing here?)"

"I decided to take Scuffles out for a walk not in the city for once." Saber said. Beside her was a black dog with blue horns wearing a red collar with a gold charm on it. The 8ft tall succubus turned to Selever and looked at him flirtatiously. "Is this your boyfriend that mom and dad told me about?"

"We're not dating, [blip]." Selever said. "Also, the name's Selever."

"Nice to meet you, Selever." Saber said, still looking at her niece's childhood friend and love interest flirtatiously. "I'm Saber. Saber Sexist. You look handsome~"

"Thanks." Selever said. "I guess..."

"Beep bop ba. (Please stop trying to flirt with him.)" Sweetheart said.

"What makes you think I'm trying to flirt with him?" Saber asked.

"Beep ske doo bop ba. (Me, Partner, and Bestie visit you and our other maternal and paternal relatives every week, we know that you'll flirt with almost any guy you see outside our family.)" Sweetheart beeped.

"Caught me." Saber said with a smirk on their face. "Dad asked me to come here to test Selever's devotion to you, which he passed, and I agreed to it because I'd do anything to piss you off." Sweetheart's fists were clenched and her wings twitched as her pupils flickered from red to orange. "Not like you'd do anything about it." That was the breaking point for Sweetheart.

She got up and forcefully took Scuffles' collar off and destroyed it before whipping out her mic. "Beep. (Rap battle.)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep ske doo bop. (If I win, you go away.)"

"Deal." Saber said, a smirk still on her face as she whipped out her mic.

Song: Allure (Saber vs Sweetheart)

"Beep bo. (You lost.)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep. (Now go.)"

"Bye." Saber said before taking Scuffles in her arms and walking away. Sweetheart turned to Selever.

"You and your Aunt Saber don't have a good relationship, do you?" Selever asked.

"Beep. (We have a love-hate relationship.)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep ske doop bop ba ske bloop ba. (Their always trying to pressure me, my siblings, and my mom to embrace our demonic side, which we don't want, but it's only because they care about us and want the best for us, I think.)"

"They did say they liked pissing you off." Selever said. "Are they doing it to get you to embrace your demonic side?"

"Beep. (Yeah.)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep bop bleep ske doo bap. (It DOES bring out our demonic sides, but only briefly.)"

"Okay." Selever said. Before any other words could be exchanged Sweetheart's phone rang. She flinched for a brief moment before taking out her phone and answering it.

"WHERE THE [FUNK] ARE YOU?!" DD yelled through the phone, making her flinch again. "IT'S PAST YOUR CURFEW!"

"Beep ske doop ba. (I was in the forest and I'm on my way home.)" Sweetheart beeped.

"YOU BETTER BE!" DD then hung up. With a snap of Selever's fingers, a pink, diamond shaped portal was made.

"Here's the portal home." Selever said.

"Beep. (Thanks.)" Sweetheart said. "Beep bo. (See you around.)" She hugged him and kissed him on the cheek before going into the portal. Selever smiled, his face painted red.

"See ya around, Roachy."

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Credits

Characters that appear in the chapter

· Sweetheart (owned by me)

· Selever (owned by Dokki.Doodlez)

· Saber/Sabre S*x1st (owned by AutumnTheKazoo)

· Daddy Dearest (owned by Phantom Arcade and evilsk8r)

Mentioned characters

· GF (owned by Phantom Arcade and evilsk8r)

· Partner (owned by me)

· Bestie (owned by me)

Song(s)

· Allure (composed by Zac's Realm)

A/N: That took longer than expected! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this. To my classmate in writing class who ships Sweetheart and Selever, I hope you enjoyed the Sweelever moments I sprinkled in in this chapter and the previous one.

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