Chapter 15: Tea and muffins

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A/N: I don't know much about Eddsworld, so if any of the characters are OOC, that's why.

Sweetheart, Partner, Bestie, BF, GF, Selever, Bell, Rasazy, Rsch and Krus were walking in a neighborhood. "Where the [funk] do these [funking] friends of yours live?" Selever asked. "We walked idfk (I don't [funking] know) how many blocks already!"

"We walked 12 blocks." Krus said. "I counted in my head."

"Why couldn't you just book a [funking] cab?" Rsch asked, her legs aching from all the walking.

"Beep bo ba. (We'd have to book multiple cabs because we can't fit in one cab.)" Sweetheart beeped.

"Roachy's saying that all of us wouldn't fit in one cab and that she and her family would have to book multiple cabs for each of us." Selever said, translating what the auburn-haired rapper was saying to his grandmother.

"Why couldn't you just do that?" Rsch asked.

"Booking multiple cabs means that we'd have to spend a lot of money." Partner said. "And we already spent around 6 or 7 grand on the hotel."

"WHAT?!" Bell, Selever and Rasazy said.

"We paid so much is because we needed to book five rooms." GF said. "One for me and my husband, one for our children, another for your grandchildren and another room for you and your boyfriend."

"That explains it." Rsch said.

"Hello, mates." Everyone turned and saw a brown-haired man who wore a green hoodie, brown khakis, and green shoes.

"Beep bo. (Hey, Edd.)" BF beeped. "Beep ske doo ba. (Didn't realize we were at your house already.)" Beside Edd were two men.

One of the men had large, spiky, light brown hair, no eyes, and a spherical face. He wore a navy blue hoodie, dark denim pants and checkered shoes.

The other man had ginger hair and a square chin. He wore a purple hoodie, a green overcoat, denim jeans and black shoes.

"Are these the friends you were talking about?" Edd asked.

"Beep. (Yup.)" Sweetheart beeped.

"Selever, Bell, Rasazy, Rsch, Krus, meet Edd, Tom and Matt." Bestie said.

"Edd, Tom, Matt, meet our friends." Partner said. "My girlfriend, Rasazy." Rasazy waved.

"Her older siblings, Selever and Bell."

"Nice to meet you guys." Bell said.

"Sup, mother[funkers]?" Selever said.

"Please watch your language, Sel." Bell said.

"Do I look like I [funking] care?" Selever retorted.

"And their grandparents, Rschvania and Krusveto."

"Nice to meet you guys." Rsch said.

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances, Edd, Matt and Tom." Krusveto said.

"Nice to meet you guys." Edd said.

"You're tall." The ginger-haired man, Matt said. "Really tall."

"No [crap], Sherlock." The man with no eyes, Tom said. (Does he swear? Tell me in the comments, pls.)

"Beep ske doo ba? (Wanna have a rap battle before we go inside, Edd?)" Sweetheart beeped.

"Sure." Edd said.

Song: Challeng-EDD (NeighBORES mix) (Edd vs Sweetheart) [In this universe, Jon never died]

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