Chapter 18: Violating Galaxy Act 9622

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"Where the [heck] are these friends of yours, Roachy?" Selever asked in frustration.

"Beep. (Idk.)" Sweetheart beeped, taking a bite of the blueberry cheesecake that she and Selever ordered, equally as frustrated as her childhood friend was. 'Might as well confess to Sel while I have the chance.' She thought to herself. "Beep? (Sel?)" Selever turned to the auburn-haired rapper.

"Yeah, Roachy?"

[Cue the romantic music]

"Bee- (I lo-)" Before Sweetheart could finish her sentence, she felt a poke on her shoulder.

[Cue the scratch sound that is usually made when the player misses a note during a song]

Sweetheart and Selever turned and saw a male Hispanic demon and an anthropomorphic female bunny. "Beep! (Fever! Tea!)" Sweetheart beeped with joy.

"Hey, you two." The anthropomorphic bunny, Tea, said. She had white fur and red eyes and wore a yellow sweater, a pink jacket, dark blue thigh high socks, a cyan hat and light pink and white shoes. "Is this the guy you were telling us about?"

"Beep! (Yup!)" Sweetheart beeped with a smile on her face.

"Nice to meet you, the name's Fever." The Hispanic demon, Fever said. He had puffy black hair and white eyes and wore a white long-sleeved shirt with a light blue tie, a black jacket, black pants and lavender shoes with white soles and light yellow lines.

"I'm Tea, his wife." Tea said. "It's nice to meet you."

"Name's Selever." Selever said. "Nice to meet you, dip[craps]."

"Sorry our [a-word]s are late." Fever said, he and Tea ignoring the vulgar nickname. "It's hard to find a babysitter for our kids, not to mention we ran into Yukichi on our way here."

"Beep? (Yukichi?)" Sweetheart beeped. "Beep ske doo bop? (That half-alien officer who's trying to arrest you and Tea due to a crime you committed in space?)"

"Yup." Fever said. "That Yukuchi." Just then, the door burst open.

"Ha! There you are!" They turned and saw a male officer with pink hair and one eye that was pink and another eye that was light lavender. Fever cussed under his breath.

"Run!" Tea yelled, making Sweetheart flinch for a brief moment. The four then stood up and ran out of the bakery. As they ran, Sweetheart caught sight of a familiar apartment complex and ran towards it.

"Beep! (Over here!)" Selever, Fever and Tea turned to Sweetheart and followed her to Mortem's apartment, which was at the top floor. Once they had reached the entrance, Sweetheart knocked on the door aggressively.

"Sweetheart? Selever?" Mortem asked after opening the door.

"Beep bo! (No time to explain!)" Sweetheart beeped frantically.

"You gotta hide us before-" Before Selever could finish, Yukichi caught up to them.

"Ha!" Yukichi yelled. "I finally got you cornered!" Fever started muttering a string of curses as the officer turned to the ex-mayor. "You, Cesar Fever, are under arrest for first-degree criminal tax fraud." He hand-cuffed Fever and turned to Tea, Selever, Sweetheart and Mortem. "And the four of you are arrested for violation of Galaxy Act 9622."

"Galaxy Act 9622?" Selever asked.

"What does that mean?" Mortem asked.

"Galaxy Acts are the outer space counterparts of Earth's Republic Acts." Tea said as she, Selever and Mortem were handcuffed.

"Galaxy Act 9622 means that being affiliated with a space criminal is a crime and that anyone who commits it is automatically a space criminal." Fever said. Yukichi was about to handcuff Sweetheart, only for the auburn-haired rapper to kick them out of the half-alien officer's hands, her pupils flickering from red to orange and her wings twitching. The cambion high school drop-out whipped out her mic and tossed it in the air before catching it.

"Beep bo. (Rap battle.)" Sweetheart beeped angrily. "Beep ske doo bop ba. (If you win, then you can arrest us, but if you lose, you let us go.)"

"Since that's how everyone on this planet solves everything, might as well play along." Yukichi said before taking out his mic.

Song: Party Crasher (Yukichi vs Sweetheart)

"Fine." Yukichi said. "I'll let you guys go, but only cause I have to keep my word." He unlocked Fever, Tea, Selever and Mortem's handcuffs. "Just know that I won't stop until the four of you are arrested." He then walked away, taking the long journey back to his spaceship.

"Now that this whole ordeal is over, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW THIS STARTED?" Mortem asked.

"Beep bo? (Can you please let us in first?)" Sweetheart beeped. Mortem stepped aside, allowing the four to walk in his apartment.

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Credits

Characters

· Selever (owned by Dokki.Doodlez)

· Sweetheart (owned by me)

· Fever (owned by Cesar Fever)

· Tea (owned by Cesar Fever)

· Yukichi (owned by Pierogii)

· Mortem (owned by me)

Songs

· Party crasher (composed by Birdbonanza)

A/N: Finally! I FINALLY have a chapter idea. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this. Even if I made the situation very unrealistic. When someone violates Galaxy Act 9622, what criminal class the person will be depends on what kind of felony the criminal they are affiliated with committed. I headcanon that Fever is a Class B felony criminal, so Sweetheart, Selever, Mortem and Tea are (in this fic's canon) Class B criminals.  Anyways, have a good day/night ladies, gentlemen and non-binary/agender folks!

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