-bitch, he's more like a best friend then a boyfriend
-always making fun of you
-cuddling, in private
-pda? who's she? no touching only looking
-barely any sex, but you know when he's horny
-he broke up with shelli for you
-passionate kissing over pecking
-he fuckin towers over you
-he won't let you catch him staring at your boobs
-he bought you a damn gerbil, you call it Adderall
-he also bought you a hamster, you call it ankle jr