⋆ Spoilled PJ AU!Error x Spoilled PJ AU!Ink ⋆
This is Errorink family angst, ig. It's not really that angsty, but it's most definitely not a fluff/lemon.The idea for this was a roleplay that I did a WHILE ago.
Teenager PJ/Gradient/Spilled Ink AU, and Spoiled brat PJ AU-
Image above belongs to advidreem on Twitter
Also warning, PJ is an absolute bitch in this. Quite a lot of swearing. And Error calls everyone 'abomination' or 'anomaly', so don't yell at him for that pls-...
[3rd person]
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"Pj Go GeT yOuR mOtHeR fRoM tHe DoOdLe SpHeRe!" I called Paperjam, he took a few seconds before answering.
"But dad! I'm playing with Gradient and Spilled Inkkkk!" PJ whined, peeking his head out from his brothers' door, into the hallway.
"I'm YoUr FaThEr YoU aBoMiNaTiOn, C'mOn!" Error yelled back, watching the child standing there. "Nooooooo" PJ whined more.
"I kNoW wHo YoUr CrUsH iS, tRy Me." Error threatened. "And you told me where babies come from, what would mom do if he found out?" Paperjam threatened back.
"ChIlD-" Error said, astonished at his son's audacity. "I'lL gEt OmNi-" The glitchy skeleton responded. "And I'll tell mom." The spoiled brat talked back.
"DoN't F0Ck!n9 tRy Me AbOmInAtIoN!" Error glitched a lot. "I think mom wouldn't be too happy that you told me Gradient and Spilled Ink where babies come from." Paperjam continued his threat.
"I'lL eRaDiCaTe YoU fRoM eXiStEnCe-" Error said angrily, "MOM WILL BE MAD!" Paperjam yelled back.
"WeLl He CaN sUcK mY d!vK fOr ThE fOuRtH tImE, i DoN't FuCkInG cArE. WaTcH hOw F0vK!n9 fAsT yOu GeT gRoUnDeD!" Error yelled, he sounded pissed.
"Wait if I tell mom that you told us where babies come from, he would ground me for you telling us where babies come from?" Paperjam asked mockingly.
"No, BuT i'Ll GrOuNd YoUr SoUl InTo My CoFfEe!" Error yelled, "AND MOM WOULD BE SO MAD AT YOU!" Paperjam yelled back.
"YaY! ThEn I cAn FiNaLy DeStRoY mOrE f0Vk!n9 AUs!" Error yelled sarcastically. "Mom will be back any minute now." PJ told him.
"I cOuLd CaRe LeSs, AnOmAlY." Error said, angry that PJ was so stubborn that he wouldn't do a simple task.
"I'm going back up to play with my brothers." Paperjam said, walking back into SI's room. "SeE yOu At YoUr FuNeRaL iN mY cOfFeE." Error said once again with sarcasm.
"I'm GoInG tO gO gEt MiLk, AkA dEsTrOy An AU Or 5." Error continued, opening a portal and walking through.
Two portals opened one just before Error had left and the other a few seconds after. Ink walking in from one, and Nightmare walking in from the other.
"Hey Error, I sensed negativity, good job- what the actual hell-?" Nightmare said, as he saw the end of the argument between Error and Paperjam.
"Oh, hello Nightm.. Wait what are you doing here?" Ink asked watching the goop covered skeleton curiously.
"I don't fucking know- I sensed negativity, so I came over to see Error, but he was fighting with one of your kids, then left to destroy some AUs." Nightmare explained.
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