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Me: hey papi chulos

Me: how are you

Ash: what did you call me

Me: a papi chulo

Ash: doesn't papi mean daddy

Me: yes

Ash: continue calling me that please

Mike: I prefer you call me Christian Grey ;)

Me: anytin 4 u bby

Mike: be my Anastasia

Me: as long as you glue me to the wall and shove a car inside me

Mike: wtf

Ash: wth

Cal: ok we're over idc

Me: IT'S A VINE OK

Mike: Mhm yeah sure it is

Mike: I mean I would do it

Me: oh fuck yes babY

Cal: hey

Me: hi cal culo

Cal: what

Me: idk it sounds like cara culo

Cal: what does that mean

Me: ass face basically

Cal: oh

Cal: where did you get that from

Me: some kid in Spanish class called me that and yeah

Mike: hey

Me: Hi

Mike: why were you so quiet in school today

Me: because fucking cramps

Mike: are you still on your period

Me: no

Me: I just walked down the stairs

Me: and I'm tired af

Mike: are you serious

Me: yes

Mike: twins

Me: high foot

Mike: what

Me: instead of a high five it's a high foot

Mike: cornball

Me: you suck dick

Mike: your mom sucked mine

Me: fok u

Mike: come thru den

Me: omw

Cal: fuck off Michael

Cal: she's mine

Me: YES DADDY YOU TELL HIM

Mike: what are you talking about

Mike: she's mine

Me: YES CHRISTIAN TELL HIM

Ash: but she's mine

Me: wtf papi

Me: I thought we were gonna be lowkey

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